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Small footsteps, barely audible, crept down the dark halls. The huge, white double doors opened without a sound. There would be left no trace, not a hand print, footprint, or a single strand of hair would be found.
The room was so brightly lit that the smashers had to cover their eyes.
"Crazy hand, turn the brightness down, your blinding me, and I don't even have eyes."
The giant floating hand twitched and they could see again.
"Well then," Master hand cleared his nonexistent throat,"I've come with great news! We will be having a new item sold in the gift shop-"
"IT'S JUST SO CUUUTE, I WANT TO EAT IT. OMNOMNOM- AW! I DON'T HAVE A MOUTH!"
"As you can see, we-"
"JIGGLYPUFF! GIVE ME YOUR MARKER, I WANT TO DRAW A MOUTH. DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC~"
"Chibiswillsoonbeavailableinthestore. That is all." The two hands stormed out of the room, or maybe they were running. I couldn't tell.
"Ooh!" Peach squealed,"I wonder what i'll look like, I wonder how big my eyes will be. Will I be in the same dress? What will chibi Mario look like..."
"Did they get my hair right?" This time it was Marth.
"Oh I don't know princess. Why don't you ask?"
"Oh shut up Ike! Chibis are NOT girly!"
"Yeah, just keep on saying that. That baby dolls with oversized heads and exaggerated eyes aren't cute."
"Seriously stop! I am not a girl!"
"You wear makeup like a girl, dress like a girl, talk like a stupid girl, swing like a girl, and you hit like a girl."
"Something wrong with being a girl bub?" Samus's glare shot at Ike like arrows, and his arm started bleeding.
"Uh, no ma'am. N-nothing wrong with girls, girls are cool-pleasedonthurtme."
"I thought so." Her deadly eyes narrowed.
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No seriously. I'm watching this thing like a hawk. This is only a sample of what I can do.
More chapters to come! This is just an intro! Also this is my extremely simplified humor form of writing. Ask for more details if you want.