A/N: Did you know that I had no idea what a fritter was before Glee? I have recently discovered that it's any food that's battered and deep fried, kind of like a donut. Who knew?
( this is a Fritters drabble/one-shot that I hope you enjoy )
disclaimer time – I no own Glee. I just use its characters for my own personal gain and sexual frustration.
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Finn walked into the choir room to find Brittany straddling the piano bench, poking Brad's shoulder repetitively.
He almost gasped. That's Brad and Brad is kind of like a God. You don't poke a God's shoulder repetitively. He's pretty sure that he read it in the bible. Or maybe it was the internet.
Either way, it just wasn't right.
"Brittany, I think you might be invading Brad's personal bubble."
She giggled, white teeth shining through parted pink lips, "Wizards don't have personal bubbles, silly."
Finn thought he might have misheard her because Brad being a wizard makes absolutely no sense at all. Maybe she said blizzard or lizard or something.
Yeah, Brad would make a pretty awesome lizard.
"Did you say wizard or lizard?"
Her nose wrinkled disgustedly, "Santana had a lizard once and it bit her nipple. She has a scar."
"Do you see Santana's nipples often?" Finn grinned. Then he grinned some more because he realized that Finn grinned rhymed and he got really happy when he rhymed stuff unintentionally.
Brittany winked, "Wouldn't you like to know?"
"Uh, yeah. I would like to know. That's why I asked."
"I've heard people use that line in movies before when they're trying to be all flirty. I think it's suppose to be mysterious or something."
"You were trying to flirt with me?" Finn asked, surprised.
"... Wouldn't you like to know."
"OH MY GOSH BRITTANY."
"You're cute so, yeah, I guess I was flirting with you." Brittany smiled, before returning to her previous activity of poking Brad's shoulder.
"I don't think Brad can be a wizard because he's not British." Finn thought for a second, "Actually, I'm not sure about that because I've never heard him talk."
"You don't have to be British to be a wizard. Haven't you ever seen Wizards of Waverly Place?"
"Haven't you ever seen Harry Potter?" Finn challenged.
"Avada Kedavra!"
Finn proceeded to die dramatically, clutching his heart and gasping for breath.
Brittany rested her head on Brad's shoulder, sticking her tongue out at dead Finn.
"That's what you get for not believing in Brad's magical abilities."
After Brittany left the choir room and Finn got off the floor and went to class, Brad proceeded to apparate back to his dwellings. He'd make sure that he wiped both Finn and Brittany's memories the next day. No one could ever know of his wizarding ancestry.