VolvoLovinEdward-Edward

IxFeelxUrFeelins-Jasper

VolvoLovinEdward (6:30:54 PM): Hullo Jasper.

IxFeelxUrFeelins (6:31:00 PM): HOLA EDUARDO

IxFeelxUrFeelins (6:31:53 PM): /pres.php?id370617&altfFexbse&altlDvmmfo

IxFeelxUrFeelins (6:32:04 PM): Edward, when were you going to tell us about this?

VolvoLovinEdward (6:32:52 PM): Oh um.. I thought you wouldn't notice.

IxFeelxUrFeelins (6:32:56 PM): Do you think you have an advantage over this just because you can read minds?

IxFeelxUrFeelins (6:33:01 PM): You know what Edward?

IxFeelxUrFeelins (6:33:07 PM): That hurts. That hurts deep.

VolvoLovinEdward (6:33:29 PM): See but it says thousands of people are voting for me.

VolvoLovinEdward (6:33:34 PM): Your just jealous.

IxFeelxUrFeelins (6:33:40 PM): And you didn't even tell your own FAMILY

IxFeelxUrFeelins (6:33:44 PM): I'm so hurt!

VolvoLovinEdward (6:34:26 PM): Well I told Bella..

VolvoLovinEdward (6:34:33 PM): Have you seen her by the way?

VolvoLovinEdward (6:34:44 PM): I think she's planning something with Alice...

IxFeelxUrFeelins (6:34:48 PM): Really?

IxFeelxUrFeelins (6:34:56 PM): I thought I felt something.

IxFeelxUrFeelins (6:35:00 PM): Should I go ask?

VolvoLovinEdward (6:35:15 PM): Alice has been reciting the alphabet in every single language since this morning.

VolvoLovinEdward (6:35:28 PM): She doesn't want me to know something...

IxFeelxUrFeelins (6:35:43 PM): Really?

IxFeelxUrFeelins (6:35:58 PM): Speaking of alphabets, do you happen to have a copy of "123 I can read" in Arabic?

VolvoLovinEdward (6:35:58 PM): Hmm... Well maybe I'll just have "trick" it out of Bella.

IxFeelxUrFeelins (6:36:04 PM): I can't find mine.

VolvoLovinEdward (6:36:17 PM): Wow... you read things like that..?

IxFeelxUrFeelins (6:36:27 PM): It's not like I can sleep or anything

IxFeelxUrFeelins (6:36:32 PM): And I borrowed it from YOU

VolvoLovinEdward (6:36:39 PM): No you didn't...

IxFeelxUrFeelins (6:36:52 PM): Then who did I borrow it from?

VolvoLovinEdward (6:36:54 PM): Why would you read that at night?

VolvoLovinEdward (6:37:02 PM): Probably Jacob...

IxFeelxUrFeelins (6:37:04 PM): What else is there to read?

IxFeelxUrFeelins (6:37:09 PM): Ohh right, Jake!

VolvoLovinEdward (6:37:17 PM): Mongrel.

IxFeelxUrFeelins (6:37:21 PM): Yeah, that mans really serious about his Arabic.

IxFeelxUrFeelins (6:37:29 PM): You should feel the VIBES I get when he studies

IxFeelxUrFeelins (6:37:34 PM): It's intense.

VolvoLovinEdward (6:37:44 PM): Wow I didn't think he had it in him.

VolvoLovinEdward (6:37:52 PM): I didn't even know he reads...

IxFeelxUrFeelins (6:38:01 PM): well he writes doesn't he?

VolvoLovinEdward (6:38:14 PM): Yes, but it's very messy.

IxFeelxUrFeelins (6:38:27 PM): Edward.

IxFeelxUrFeelins (6:38:34 PM): You know how Bella feels about racists.

IxFeelxUrFeelins (6:38:38 PM): tsk tsk

VolvoLovinEdward (6:39:38 PM): What does... Fo Sho mean?

VolvoLovinEdward (6:39:47 PM): Bella was using it the other day..

IxFeelxUrFeelins (6:39:51 PM): Uhm, I believe it's slang for

IxFeelxUrFeelins (6:39:56 PM): For Sure

VolvoLovinEdward (6:40:03 PM): Oh, right.

VolvoLovinEdward (6:40:06 PM): Fo sho.

IxFeelxUrFeelins (6:40:07 PM): Why was she using such obscene language?!

IxFeelxUrFeelins (6:40:14 PM): Did you let her out in da hood by herself!

VolvoLovinEdward (6:40:28 PM): Since when do you use that language?

VolvoLovinEdward (6:40:31 PM): ..

IxFeelxUrFeelins (6:40:59 PM): Don't try to lie to me Edward, I can feel the guild just rolling off your skin.

VolvoLovinEdward (6:42:24 PM): Um okay..

IxFeelxUrFeelins (6:42:59 PM): You let her into the 'hood by herself, didn't you!

IxFeelxUrFeelins (6:43:04 PM): Darn you Edward, DARN YOU

IxFeelxUrFeelins (6:45:23 PM): yt?

VolvoLovinEdward (6:45:39 PM): JASPER! STOP THINKING THAT! I see you're thinking of Bella in 'da hood' all alone being attacked.

VolvoLovinEdward (6:45:53 PM): That's not very brotherly of you.

IxFeelxUrFeelins (6:46:05 PM): But that's what you did.

IxFeelxUrFeelins (6:46:08 PM): Isn't it?

VolvoLovinEdward (6:46:17 PM): No I haven't let her out of my sight..

VolvoLovinEdward (6:46:20 PM): Except today

VolvoLovinEdward (6:46:26 PM): OH NO! ALICE!!

IxFeelxUrFeelins (6:46:32 PM): What?

IxFeelxUrFeelins (6:46:39 PM): Is Alice hurt !?

VolvoLovinEdward (6:46:56 PM): I think Alice took Bella to a strip club or something in a dark alley...

IxFeelxUrFeelins (6:47:04 PM): Oh my

IxFeelxUrFeelins (6:47:13 PM): My Alice is in a strip club?!

IxFeelxUrFeelins (6:47:23 PM): Edward, I don't care what you say, I'm going to get them!

IxFeelxUrFeelins (6:47:27 PM): Catch you later!

VolvoLovinEdward (6:47:27 PM): God! Can you only think of Alice!

VolvoLovinEdward (6:47:32 PM): Fine.

IxFeelxUrFeelins went away at 6:47:42 PM.

VolvoLovinEdward (6:47:52 PM): I'm coming with you.

Auto Response from IxFeelxUrFeelins (6:47:52 PM): Getting my baby from the strip club!

IxFeelxUrFeelins (6:47:58 PM): Hurry up

IxFeelxUrFeelins (6:48:06 PM): I'm in the car, texting from the phone.

VolvoLovinEdward (6:48:55 PM): Okay me too.

VolvoLovinEdward (6:49:15 PM): Let's go save our women!

IxFeelxUrFeelins (6:49:37 PM): Edward, you're right next to me.

IxFeelxUrFeelins (6:49:44 PM): Do you really feel the need to IM me?

VolvoLovinEdward (6:49:51 PM): Oh um. Yeah I got caught up in the moment..

IxFeelxUrFeelins (6:49:57 PM): Interesting.

IxFeelxUrFeelins (6:50:00 PM): Now let's go!

IxFeelxUrFeelins signed off 6:47:59 PM.

VolvoLovinEdward signed off 6:48:35 PM.

A.N

Starring -

Dana! As Edward!

and

Lauren! as Jasper!

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