A/N: Welcome to the first chapter of this little story here. This note is just to tell everyone that I do not own the characters in this story. I'm not even really sure if I completely own the plot idea. Anyway, have fun reading, and don't forget to review. I like receiving criticism—it helps me as a writer. Nice comments are good too, though!

Again, I own nothing! C:

SPICE!

Chapter One: Guest?

Ever received a call in the middle of the night? Usually, it means one of two things: a wrong number or somebody's dead.

"Where were you tonight? You said you'd call me!"

Kagamine Len wished it was one of those two things.

"Uhm… places…" he looked over to the nightstand on his opposite side. Of course, his late-night lover had taken her leave. His eyes wandered to a picture of his sister sitting complacently on said nightstand, "with my sister." he added, then brainstormed, "there was a family emergency. My mom had a stroke, sorry I didn't call." Thank god for having a shy conscious.

"Oh my god, I am so sorry. I feel like such a bitch! I'll talk to you later." The woman's voice on the phone sounded sincerely sorry, but still irate.

"Yeah, sure. Later," Len's response was less sincere and more irate. He was already pulling his phone away from his ear when he heard the woman say, "I love you!"

He hung up without even a thought of replying.

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"Len! You're cleaning your own sheets today!"

Len groaned as he buried his face deeper into the pillow. Why did Meiko always have to be so loud in the morning? Shouldn't she have a hang-over or something?

"Okay," he called back half-heartedly as he heard someone shuffling to his room. He automatically pulled the blankets over his head as in trounced his sister in all her bubbly, morning-person glory.

She ripped open the blinds, "Rise and shine, sleepy-head!" her brother groaned, and she frowned, "Weeeell, if you're going to be all groggy n' grouchy in the morning, you shouldn't stay up late doing whatever with whoever." She piped, and Len threw a pillow at her.

"Ewwww!" she whined, "I don't know what STDs that has! Gross, Len!" she giggled as he threw it back.

Len sat up with a groan, "What time is it?" he murmured as he rubbed an eye free of sleep.

"Eleven-thirty!" Rin piped, grinning from ear to ear.

"In the morning?"

"Unless you go by McDonalds time, then it's afternoon."

Len immediately flopped himself back down, "I'm going back to sleep." He declared, but Rin wouldn't hear of it.

She jumped on the bed and sat on him, "Get off, fatty!" he writhed underneath her, "You're crushing my spine!"

Rin made a mock gasp, "Girl go anorexic because of boys like you. Me? FAT? You must be crazy or have a weird fetish for skeletons."

Her cell phone's hyper ring pierced the air, making Len wince. She picked up the phone, "Hey~ this is Rin." She greeted, "Oh, hi!" she replied excitedly, "Not much…. Oh, okay… Sure, you can come over!"

Wonderful, Len thought bitterly.

She snapped the pink flip-phone shut, and smiled (he could swear there was something evil about that look), "Get dressed, dearest brother of mine! We're having company!"

"Are you serious?"

"Super serious. Up, up, up!" she said as she scampered out of the room.

Len sluggishly obeyed his sister's command. He threw on his usual winter clothes consisting of a black sweater and a pair of jeans, and brushed her hair. He was in the process of tying back his hair when he wandered down the steps.

"Brush your teeth!" Rin screeched, "I don't want you stinking up the room. I don't even think God knows what you've been licking!"

"I don't think he wants to know." Len quipped, and then continued, "I just want some orange juice first. It tastes gross after you've brushed your teeth."

He sauntered into the kitchen and poured himself a glass, making sure to take as much time as possible. He gulped it down and made his way back up the stairs.

He noticed how perfect Rin had tried to make herself. Her hair was brushed to golden perfection, the bow was tied with expertise, and her clothes were perfectly wrinkled free.

It was definitely not normal.

He made his way into the bathroom and closed the door with a soft thud, and proceeded to rid himself of the crap that made its home in his teeth. He heard the door open and excited chatter, so he assumed whoever was expected to arrive had came, and now Rin was in the process of courting the poor fellow.

Nonchalantly, he came out of the bathroom and thudded down the stairs, trying to act aloof as possible.

When he first laid eyes on him, his heart nearly skipped a beat.