ownce opon a time there wuz a gurl named Dianatris she wuz way pretty and had a desise that made her pee all the time. It was called peeaphocinack now peeaphoniac was a very deadly desise. it made her pee a lot. so she peed a lot. it was sad. cuz she peed a lot. she didn;t like peeing a lot. butt sum peeps had feitshs for dat and it was hot and she likd dat. it was nice. she likd teh show spongboob a lot. cuz she likd to masterbate to teh characters. especially when imaginin her otp spongboob and sqishword. She fond it hawt. cuz it was hawt. and anyone who doesn't like yaoi is homophobic. and sood lik die. cuz theyr stupid. she hated sady chekcs cuz she gawt in da way of her otp. and she did n lik her cuz she waus mean. and was mean. sumtimes she lik to masterbinat to herselves havin sex with sponeboob or sqidword. or both. cuz it wuas hawt. and she thot it wuz hawt.