"Are you kidding me?! I left for two days! Two days! And I come back and the tower has been destroyed? Oh my GOD Tony!" Pepper screamed, staring around at the colossal mess. Beer bottles lay smashed everywhere, the kitchen looked like it regurgitated all of the food that used to be stored in its cabinets, and dirty laundry lay crumpled underneath piles of debris. The room bore evidence of a recent hulk attack; there were large holes in the walls, and tables and chairs were smashed to splinters, but Bruce was nowhere to be seen. There were scorch marks, as if lightning had struck the floor, and Pepper spotted Mjolnir sitting on top of a broken table. The god of thunder himself was sprawled out, surrounded by a fort of pillows and blankets.
Concealed behind the wall of his squishy fortress were numerous boxes of pop tarts that Thor had been guarding with his life before he passed out. Tony had his hands wrapped around an air soft gun, and a water gun, sleeping peacefully (for now) on the kitchen counter, surrounded by half drunken beer bottles. Steve was passed out in a dark corner of the room, curled up in a ball, still damp from water Tony had undoubtedly attacked him with.
There were arrows and nerf darts everywhere; sticking out of the walls, snapped in half on the ground; one arrow was even sticking out of a glass window that was now severely cracked. Most of the arrows and nerf darts, however, were lodged into Thor's fort; one arrow was enhanced with a grappling hook, with a line that connected to an upper air vent. Pepper looked up; Natasha and Clint were both snoozing peacefully in the vent, still grasping their weapons; Natasha had switched out her gun for a nerf gun, but it looked as though it had been enhanced to shoot farther, with more accuracy, and with more speed.
The overall accumulation of the debris was extremely overwhelming, and mixed with the strong smell of alcohol, Pepper couldn't handle it anymore. She sighed, then walked back out of the tower, dialing the number for the cleaning crew as she left.