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my weirdo butt! Yer ol' pal, The Bud.
A Bad Day For Cyclops.
"Scott! Wake up! Fire drill!" Jean yelled as Cyclops grumpily got up.
" No mommy! I don't wanna go to school!" was all re replied.
At this point he relized that Jubilee, Wolvering and Iceman were also there
and , they all started laughing. Jubilee had a recorder with her and for
the next three months every time a meeting was called, from the back
of the room sprang " No Mommy!" with Scott's sleepy voice.
If that wasn't enough to emasculate the cheerless leader, A woman had shown up
on the mansion doorstep with a little boy looking creeply like Cyclops. Poor kid.
"I thought you were dead at the time, Jean!" Cyclops whined as he tried to get some.
"I don't want to hear it, Mr! You can sleep out on the dock tonight!" Jean screamed
as Wolverine walked by with a "Sucks to be you" Look. Eventually, Scott got to
sleep in Wolverine's cabin and had to listen to Logan alternate between
chainsaw snoring and Jean's name called out in that "special way".
After a rough night on a beer soaked, cigar drenched couch, Cyclops made his way back to
the mansion with the woman at the door nagging him and the kid plucking leg hairs
off Scott's calf.
During a mission briefing, Cable and Corsair came by to visit and both immidiatly
commited suicide upon learning that the Summers Story gets even more twisted with
the arrival of little freak boy and harpi woman.
At the funerals, Cable came back from the future, Corsair arrived
from the past before Scott was even born as a warning and Jean turned Dark Phoenix
from the stress of dealing with Scott's stupidity. Then Rachel came
home to tell everybody she was about to be born and accidently teleported
Scott's demon spawn and the evil fish woman to the past, where niether one of them
came about so nothing in this story ever happened in the first place.
Except the whole "Mommy" thing. Then Cyclops got puked on and started crying.
Storm started smashing anything looking like Iceman and everyone found out why. Bishop was really
a Drake and his mother was going to be born in about eight months.
Bobby fainted head down on Scott's lap and Scott ran like a screaming and wailing wussy,
but Cyclops still managed to get some at the end of the day.
The moral of the story is, alot happens in our day, but if we could time travel, we'd never
remember it.
my weirdo butt! Yer ol' pal, The Bud.
A Bad Day For Cyclops.
"Scott! Wake up! Fire drill!" Jean yelled as Cyclops grumpily got up.
" No mommy! I don't wanna go to school!" was all re replied.
At this point he relized that Jubilee, Wolvering and Iceman were also there
and , they all started laughing. Jubilee had a recorder with her and for
the next three months every time a meeting was called, from the back
of the room sprang " No Mommy!" with Scott's sleepy voice.
If that wasn't enough to emasculate the cheerless leader, A woman had shown up
on the mansion doorstep with a little boy looking creeply like Cyclops. Poor kid.
"I thought you were dead at the time, Jean!" Cyclops whined as he tried to get some.
"I don't want to hear it, Mr! You can sleep out on the dock tonight!" Jean screamed
as Wolverine walked by with a "Sucks to be you" Look. Eventually, Scott got to
sleep in Wolverine's cabin and had to listen to Logan alternate between
chainsaw snoring and Jean's name called out in that "special way".
After a rough night on a beer soaked, cigar drenched couch, Cyclops made his way back to
the mansion with the woman at the door nagging him and the kid plucking leg hairs
off Scott's calf.
During a mission briefing, Cable and Corsair came by to visit and both immidiatly
commited suicide upon learning that the Summers Story gets even more twisted with
the arrival of little freak boy and harpi woman.
At the funerals, Cable came back from the future, Corsair arrived
from the past before Scott was even born as a warning and Jean turned Dark Phoenix
from the stress of dealing with Scott's stupidity. Then Rachel came
home to tell everybody she was about to be born and accidently teleported
Scott's demon spawn and the evil fish woman to the past, where niether one of them
came about so nothing in this story ever happened in the first place.
Except the whole "Mommy" thing. Then Cyclops got puked on and started crying.
Storm started smashing anything looking like Iceman and everyone found out why. Bishop was really
a Drake and his mother was going to be born in about eight months.
Bobby fainted head down on Scott's lap and Scott ran like a screaming and wailing wussy,
but Cyclops still managed to get some at the end of the day.
The moral of the story is, alot happens in our day, but if we could time travel, we'd never
remember it.