Archive: Dolphin Haven.
Feedback: Pretty please?
Logan 'The Wolverine'
Westchester
New York
Hi bub,
I've never written to you before but I may give it a go!
First, I want to give you some advice. Don't you think it's time to loose the reindeers? A nice and speedy motorbike would be a much better choice to pull that sledge of yours through the air don't you think? Especially if it has a nifty button for extra speed. I know a guy that could help you out with that if you want to.
My list of presents here are not only for me since I already have what I want. Who could want anything more than Marie?
For Wheels.
A toy of that "Captain Picard" guy on TV. They look a lot alike and he could need a laugh or two.
Scooter
First I was going to suggest something to remove that pole out of his ass but he's lightened up a lot since he hooked up with his new girlfriend Kitty so scratch that. Make that a extra large bag of condoms instead. He seems to be needing it.
Jubilee
A new fashion-sense! All that yellow is murder on everyone's eyes!
Kitty
The kid's too much of a bookworm! Can't be good studying that much so if you can make her more outgoing and seeing someone apart from Scooter it would be good. If that's impossible, throw in a pack of condoms there too.
Magneto
A conscience perhaps? Or being put into his machine himself for poetic justice?
Ororo
Flowers! And lots of them! No, I'm not trying to find me a woman on the side. She just has a very soft spot for flowers of all kinds.
Jean
To get over Scooter. She needs to stop suffering from it. Other than that, I don't know her that well so I don't know what else to suggest.
Marie
Last but not least. Whatever Marie wants she gets so I take care of her presents myself.
If you insist on giving me something as well, I wouldn't say no to some cases of Molsons or maybe a bottle of whiskey or two.
I'm sure you're fucking sick of milk and cookies by now so I've left something a bit stronger out for you. Don't tell Mrs Santa okay?
And don't tell anyone that I must have sounded like a freakin' pansy. That's between you and me. Right?
Logan