Disclaimer: This will be the only one for the entire story, so just refer back to this if you have an issue that involves suing in any way, shape, or form. We do not own anything that remotely resembles Hellsing, Batman, Hyper Boy, or Invader Zim. We do own ourselves who are, Hikari, Ryuko, Neko, Jinx, and Ed. We also own the idea behind the boarding school and all that jazz.

Authors' Note

Ryuko: This is our first Hellsing fanfiction.

Hikari: This is also written me and Ryuko here.

Ryuko: We hope that it pleases you sense of humor or something along that line.

Hikari: And now on to the story!

Chapter 1: A brief history and introductions

Two years ago, the Hellsing agency discovered something of interest. They found that vampires were attracted to a special blood type. Naturally, they looked into this further and found quite a few young people with above average intelligence were dying for an unknown reason.

The Hellsing scientists drew samples of blood from the most recent deaths. (AN: See after story for a fun little short about this) Out of the 20 samples that were taken, 5 were of the blood type. They came up with a test that would be given to any student with straight A's across the world. They would keep those that the test indicated that were way above average intelligence.

But enough about that. Time to get on with the main story.

In two testing rooms, the HT was currently being administered. Out of the 25 people currently in those two testing rooms, five of them knew each other. In testing room number on, 2 out of the 5 total knew the other one.

The first one is called Hikari. She has shoulder length black hair with green eyes. Her cloths consisted of baggy jeans, a black shirt with the batman logo on it, and a spiked dog collar. Currently she is thinking: 'Monkeys are fun! I like monkeys. I should get a monkey and start a circus. Then I could travel with my monkey all over the world and then take over the world! Fire is good. I could use fire to take over the world! Me and my monkey ruling the world!'

The person who knew Hikari in that room is called Ryuko. She has short black hair with red stripes along with golden eyes. She has a black tee on that says in red letters 'Live in your world. Die in mine.' and baggy black pants and black shoes. Currently she is thinking:' This is boring... Is there a point to this? Can we just stop? This is REALLY boring... Does this have anything to do with the SAT? If it doesn't I'm leaving... I wonder what would happen if I just tore up the test and left... Boring...'

In testing room number two, there were three people who knew each other out of twenty total.

The first one in there goes by the name of Jinx. She has brown hair going down to her shoulders and grey eyes. She has a dark green shirt on that has the Hyper Boy logo on it and she wore black pants. Currently she was thinking: 'I hate Nazis! Evil Nazis should all die! I HATE them! I shall go to Germany and hunt them all down! insert evil laughter'

Meanwhile the second one in there has blondish hair that went down past her shoulders and green eyes. They call this one Neko. She's wearing a pink shirt with Gir on it along with black pants and a collar that has a bell on it. Currently she was thinking: 'Wow! There's 2 cute guys in here! I'm so lucky! Though they're not as bishi as some people... I like Bishis! They'er great! I really like bishis... and kitties!'

The last one is called Ed. She has redish hair and green eyes. She's wearing a shirt that says 'I'm no longer a danger to society' against a white background along with a pair of blue jeans. Currently she's thinking: 'elevator music'

Authors' Note:

Ryuko: And that's a wrap!

Hikari: Stay tuned for a mini story about gather the blood samples from the dead bodies!

Ryuko: We know someone has to read this at some time, so we're expecting 3-5 reviews before the next chapter comes up!

Hikari: So review!

Mini story

The Hellsing scientists calmly entered the morgue. There were two of them currently. As they entered the dead body storage area, the mortician looked up. "What are you doing here?" he asked calmly.

"We, um... uh... from the FBI?" one of the scientists said. We'll call him Bob.

"Two FBI agents just left a little bit before you two came in. I doubt that you also belong to the FBI." the mortician said.

"Um... OH MY GOD! WHAT'S THAT?" The other scientist said pointing somewhere over at the opposite side of the room. We'll call this one Joe.

"What are you talking about?" The mortician said looking over where Joe was pointing. He turned back to the body of the young person he was examining to find a sticky note on it which read:

You've be pwnd by Bob and Joe.