-Me- Hello my fellow fan fiction people this is my Thirty-eighth Invader Zim story. I strongly suggest that you read the other thirty in order before you read this one otherwise you will not get it. Here is the order. Cool Zim, The Stacker that came from the Stars, Zim and Gaz together at last, Zim's First Love, Zim's Future, Army Zim, Zim's Worst Nightmare, Zim and Fruit what a pair, Dib's New Alley, Amethyst's weird cruse of Doom, The Return of the Stalker that came from the Starts, Pool of Horrors, Talent show of Doom, Grand prize of RJ Doom, Halloween Terrors Combined, Annoying new job of Doom, New challenges, Maybe a New Alley for Dib, Kierra's Grand entrance, Jump in the line home alone dance party, A day with Amethyst, Thanksgiving interview, When Dance Dance Revolution and Waffles Meet, Zim's one little Slip, It'll be the end of the world invaderzimfannumber1and, Amethyst's 1st and Most Horrible Almost X-Mas Ever, Christmas Eve Shopping Spree, The Most Wonderful X-Mas Ever, Amethyst and Kierra's Worst Day Ever, End of the Year Sleep Over, Friday the 13th Valentine Stalker, Poison Bloody Pineapple, Hearts and Arrows, Bloody Sword Transfusion, First day back, Final Destination Iz style, Fourth of July Speech of Doom, First Date, Opposite Day, Neurotically Nice, Sonic Siren, Romance Blooming Deception, The Candy Zombie of Horror, Zombie Squeal, Thanksgiving Turkey Surprise, Invader Zim Western, Crash Course, A Meekrob Christmas Carol, Birthday Surprise and Half Knowledge. I don't own Invader Zim. I wish I did, but I don't. ENJOY AND REVIEW!
Setting 1 Zim's Base
Amethyst had just come out of the elevator singing "Brazzle Dazzle Day" and acting so happy.
-Amethyst-It's a Brazzle Dazzle day,
So throw off the past an everything in it,
That's the Brazzle Dazzle way,
Enjoying your time, from minute to minute,(She continued to sing and as she did she passed Diva who saw how happy her master was. So she followed Amethyst into her room.) Running through the sand without your shoes on (shoes on),
Making sure that you don't keep your blues on,
Finding a boat we can cruise on
It's a Brazzle Dazzle day,
When you think of love and never a sorrow,
-Diva- Wow Master you sure seem happy. What's the occasion?
-Amethyst- Only the best occasion ever Diva.
-Diva- Uw tell me.
-Amethyst- Well you know how I told you that tomorrow is Valentines Day?
-Diva- How could I forget me and Gir are destine to be together tomorrow.
-Amethyst- You're not the only love birds. Shadow and I are going on a wonderful date tomorrow. He's gonna take me to a space restaurant, a movie, and then we're gonna go see the Fire Meteors.
-Diva- The what?
-Amethyst- They're these metros that collide with each other once every thousand years and when they do all shorts of colors and explosions happen. Julie says it's a magical once in a life time sight to be held. So Shadow, Julie, Dad, and I are all going to see it. And Gir, Minimoose, You, Kierra, and Max can come too if you guys want to. I asked the others, but they said they had other Valentines Day related planes, but I told them I would tape if for them anyway.
-Diva- Sounds awesome Master and I know that Minimoose, Gir, and I would love to come. But, I don't know about Kierra and Max. You see Kierra had kind of a bad day today.
-Amethyst- What do you mean Diva? Were you two fighting again?
-Diva- Sort of I think it would be best if I started from the beginning.
Setting 2 Flash Back Begins.
-Present Diva- Well it all started when I was in my room minding my own business.
-Diva- (She was hugging one of her pillows.) Oh Gir tomorrow is Valentines Day and we are destine to spend it together. Just you and me and no one else like that despicable boyfriend stealing Mimi GRR… (She destroyed the pillow mistaking if for Mimi.) Whoops looks like I am gonna to need another new pillow. Sorry you had to see that Gir Shrine. Anyway (She put on her Gir worshiping out fit and began to chant.) Oh Gir Shrine give me the strength to ask the Great one out tomorrow. I honor you with the Gir "Song of Love". (She cleared he throat.) Oh Tacos, Mooses, and Piggies… These are the things that you love… But don't you see you should love me more… We are meant to be you and I… Diva and Gir Do di do Doom Doom… (Then there was a knock on the door.) Oh come on… (She stashed her Gir worshiping outfit back in the closet in case it was Gir at the door.) Yes?
-Kierra- Diva it's me.
-Diva- What do you want Kierra?
-Kierra- I need your help.
-Diva- (She signed and opened her door.) This had better not be some kind of trick.
-Kierra- No it's not. It's just you're so open with Gir and… Well I was just wondering if you would come with me to Shadow's House and…
-Diva- Wait I know where this is going you're afraid to talk to Max alone because you're love… Hahah… You love Max… You love Max… You love Max…
-Kierra- I knew this was a stupid idea. I should go ask…
-Diva- No wait Kierra I wanna come with you and I promise I wont laugh… much.
-Kierra- What?
-Diva- Oh nothing come on we're wasting time.
-Present Diva- So we went to Shadow's House and hid in the bushes for a while.
-Kierra- This is a bad idea Diva. Maybe we should come back later. Yah let's come back never… (She was trying to leave, but Diva grabbed her hand.)
-Diva- Back Back (She acted like a chicken.)
-Kierra- I don't care. (She still tried to get lose, but Diva would not let her go.)
-Diva- Oh no you don't. (She pulled Kierra to the door.)
-Kierra- No Diva please… (But, it was too late Diva rang the door bell.)
-Max- (His voice came on the intercom.) Yes who is it? I warn you if you are here to terrorize this house in anyway I will destroy you and…
-Diva- Max it's just Diva and Kierra.
-Max- Oh… (He opened the door.) What do you guys need? Is there danger?
-Diva- No, but there will be if you keep talking to people like that on the intercom.
-Max- What too much?
-Diva- Little bit… Anyway Kierra wants to talk to you. (She pulled Kierra in front of her.)
-Kierra- I ah… (She just froze after only a couple of words.)
-Diva- (She knew where this was going "Nowhere" so she had to act.) She want's you to come with us on a walk.
-Max- Why didn't she ask me that?
-Diva- Just answer the stupid question.
-Max- O.k. well um… my Master told me to stay here and guard the house.
-Kierra- But we won't keep you too long it's just ah… I I I Piggies! (She covered her mouth and hid behind Diva.)
-Max- O.k. weird… You know the walk sounds interesting but my Master told me to stay here so sorry bye. (He went inside and closed the door.)
Diva- What was that?
-Kierrra- Gir attacked me with a piggie constantly last night and I panicked and flashed back to it. I'm sorry he must think I'm such a freak…
-Diva- No maybe… but we could try again. (She said reaching for the doorbell button.)
-Kierra- No I can't…
-Present Diva- And she just ran off all the way home and ever since then she has been locked up in her library.
Setting 3 Flash Back Over
-Amethyst- Wow Diva I'm surprised you're this worries about Kierra. I though you didn't like her.
-Diva- Well I don't like her Gir Related Comments other then that she's o.k.
-Amethyst- Oh. (She rolled her eyes at Diva and then she started to the think about the matter at hand.) Well it's obvious to me that we need to get Kierra and Max alone together. That way she'll have no choice but to talk to him, and he'll see how great she really is.
-Diva- Right and how do we do that?
-Amethyst- Well… Hmm… Good question… (She started to pace the floor and eventually she walked out of her room and Diva followed.)
-Gir- (Just then Gir flew into the room holding a CD.) Doom Di Doo That's the Brazzle Dazzle way,
To do your work now and take off tomorrow,
Flying through the air; you don't need wings on (wings on),
Climb right up! and feel the thrill it brings on,
Flock with the wind as it sings on.
Ride higher and higher and glide above the clouds,
Free! no one to catch us or slow us,
Even the birds are below us! (He ended up flying right into a wall. He fell to the ground and dropped the CD.)
-Diva- (She ran right up to Gir and Amethyst followed.) Oh my beloved are you o.k.?
-Gir- WEE I WANT'S TO DO THAT AGAIN! (He started up his jets again and flew into the air and headed into his room.) It's a Brazzle Dazzle day,
A life time of joy in just a few hours,
All our Brazzle Dazzle years have just begun,
We'll follow the sun and replay,
This Brazzle Dazzle day!
-Amethyst- I guess that answerer's that question. (She saw the CD and picked it up.) Gir this is my CD how did you get it? Man I've been looking everywhere for it. That silly S.I.R. Unit thanks to him I thought I lost it… That's it. You and Gir will go "missing" and Kierra and Max will go looking for you and…
-Diva- They'll end up talking to each other and best of all I can spend the whole day with Gir WOOO!
-Amethyst- (She shook her head in annoyance.) Exactly right.
-Diva- Brilliant idea Master.
-Amethyst- Of course I thought of didn't I. Now I just have to tell Shadow and we can commence with Project Cupid tomorrow.
-Me- Well that was the first chapter. I know it was short, but I will try to update soon. So Review and as always ZIM WILL LIVE FOREVER!