On the eve of Poison and Hugo's upcoming title match with R Mika and Nadeshiro, we caught up with a former policewoman in the Metro PD in the next series of interview on former members of the Mad Gear gang and what they are up to today.
Word on the street is that you had some history with Poison before she got into the CWA, is this true?
She can be a lawyer, a nurse hell even a policeman but in my eyes she's still a cunning criminal. She might have changed a bit now but I bet no one ever told you this- but turns out Poison went rogue for a while after the Mad Gear broke up. The city was safer so people began walking the streets again; and Poison knew this better than anyone. The reports said she would hang out in dark alleyways, then catcall and seduce drunken individuals coming home from a night out into giving her their valuables. She got away with this more often than not until she finally got careless and let a woman escape from her clutches and reported the crime to the Metro PD.
So turns out I was the lucky detective that got to work on this case. At first I thought it was just some punks doing petty theft cause' the woman got out relatively unharmed; she only got some scratch marks on her upper arm after she held Poison in a headlock and pulled her pink hair so she can make her escape. 'Strong woman' I thought, turns out the woman was a well known martial artist who specialized in ju-jitsu. So I thought 'looks like I'm going to enjoy this'. I had just learnt intermediate Tai Chi in my free time so I was eager like a hungry female hawk to test my fighting skills. And Poison was my prey.
The contrast couldn't have been better; I was the strong disciplined policewoman taking on the hot sexy criminal. Good ol' good versus bad story, miss thighs against long legs. They were making it to be the case of the century back at the precinct. The guys said if I win I could earn a promotion but I didn't give an ass what they say, I just wanted to hunt the pink-haired criminal down and take her down. So I did, a couple times too.
Sometimes I teamed up with my partner to catch her but most of the times I went out for her alone and I enjoyed these moments more whether I succeeded or didn't.
So tell me about one of these moments of yours with Poison.
Well there's plenty moments at the top of my head, I always loved an exhilarative chase with her through alleyways which always ended with me catching up to Poison and her receiving the rear end of my kick. Other times she decided to not run away and we'll have a little catfight which either ends with her tiny waist in between my thighs or my face on the receiving end of her whip. I know she can be wild sometimes.
But got to say my favorite moment with her was when I got myself captured by her. Oh the irony right? Well it happened after another exciting chase where I ran after her to the city docks. We were both pretty knackered even my legs couldn't take it anymore. But I wasn't worried cause' there was nowhere else to run once we were in the docks. So when I saw her run into the last warehouse near the jetty I already knew how it was going to end; either she gives herself up or I beat her in a fist fight and drag her by the legs to the Metro PD. But when I followed her in there turns out it was none of these things. It was better.
It was all so subtle cause' I always thought she was a direct person and didn't care for all that pre-planned stuff. She also looked exhausted from all the running; so I thought she really went in there to hide from me. But it was all a trap.
I stepped on a rope on the ground when I bashed open the poorly locked door and like rat bait l let my right leg get caught which quickly lifted my whole body off the ground till I hung upside down. I went dizzy for like a minute until I heard slow clapping noise and a mellow sultry voice call out to me in the most typical villainous way, "you fell for it cop, now your luck runs out tonight". It was the first time I'd seen her in a confident mood, swinging her hips as she strutted towards me.
"Are you going to leave me hanging here huh?" I tried my best to lighten the situation but she obviously wasn't having it. Then she pulled herself closer to me until I can smell the fragrance of her lips. "Thanks to the Shadaloo organization for letting me use their warehouse, there's a whole bunch of unused tech they left here for me to play with". Then she looked up and slowly caressed my caught leg. "My-what muscular thighs you got, don't worry honey I'll make sure to loosen the rope when I'm done playing with you". She continued touching my legs with her cold soft hands and that's when I knew I was in for treat that night.
At one point, I had the chance to trap her arm in between my crotch but I feared she'll pull out the whip on me so I let her enjoy herself and that's when she slowly moved her hands down to my chest, squeezing it along the way until she rested her hands on my face. "Why fight each other when we can have moments like this?" she said. The hungry look in her eyes and the constant biting on her horny lips, the signs were there; she was finally going for the kiss. "Wonderful!" I thought, I'll grip her face in a headlock until she gives up then force her to loosen the rope. Being a cop, I learnt you have to comply with a criminal's wishes if you got yourself caught and want to escape.
So she slowly moved her lips towards mine while I slowly tensed my arms above me, ready to grab her. I even closed my eyes to make it unassuming. Suddenly anxiety turned to excitement. I held myself closer to her and felt a shiver run through her whole body as she melted her hands into my face. "Yes, come a little closer to me" I thought. Then that familiar fragrance of her lips came back, this time I realized it was the taste of roses. "You're mine now" I was more than ready. Suddenly her movement stopped, inches from my own lips. I opened my eyes and saw the biggest grin on her smug face. "You think I'll let my pretty lips touch that squishy hunk of flesh on your face? No way in hell!" what came after was the most painful and most soul shattering slap I'd ever got in my life.
I froze completely even after I regained my consciousness, the pain was going to last me the whole night. "Well played girl" I was hurt. I quickly looked for her around me hoping I'll get at least a punch to make me feel good but she was already at a safe distance flaunting her tight ass on her skimpy cut off jeans towards me as she strutted away. But she wasn't done yet. "Tonight's a victory for me Inspector Li!" she hollered at me "I'll save your embarrassment for the police guys when they come and see you hanging down back there, oh and don't forget to put ice on that ugly face, trust me you're going to need it". She burst out laughing right until she faded into the dark warehouse and got away. I quickly checked the id on my uniform and it was gone. She took it from me, now she knows who I am until to this day.
That was some story, what did you felt when you heard she went into wrestling?
Can't say I'm not surprised, she fits right in there in the entertainment business. Trust me I got connections in the CWA and the stories that go on backstage-well I'll definitely make arrests if only wrestling was illegal. Poison's just found the best career to make a name for herself where people wouldn't care about her criminal history. I just wished she went into a real fighting tournament where she can get her pretty face pummeled to bits.
Jokes aside, I do miss her, all those exciting nights chasing her around the city it gave me a lot of adrenaline rush. She was a great rival to fight with. Making all those arrests turned out great for my career, I wouldn't be an Interpol agent today if it didn't. Reconciling with her former gang, Hugo turned out to be a great move for her. I'd expect them to continue the dirty work so that I'd deal with two gangsters at once but she probably saw a less risky opportunity in wrestling entertainment and now she's in a less awful place to be in.
Now that I think of it, I'm actually glad she got to be a part of my life; she gave me the perfect challenge and made me the cop I am today. There's a CWA event showing in Metro City tonight, I'm wondering if she'll recognize me in the crowd if she saw me. She probably would.
Thank you for your time Agent Li, so any plans in the future?
I'll probably go back to work on another case on the mysterious organization called Shandaloo. They've gained huge influence over the city in recent months. Other than that, proud to say it won't be long before I finally become a Tai Chi Master.
