POKEMON BROWN VERSION: SNORLAX USES JIGGLYPUFF AS A BUTTPLUG
It was a fine morning in Kantoe and Ass Ketchup wis on the Jer-Knee. His bawlz were strong nd he gotted the gym badge from Subpoena. But Tit rocket was there and sang the song of the pokeflute and pooted the pokies to sweep. They went around and caught the pokies that were a sleepeez and stole the Pikajew finally. Ass woke and he wis sirpissed to see that his kosher friend had been abducted. His picked out his pokeball from his nose and hurled it out into sky. Out plooped Snorlacks.
However just then at that time suddenly for no reason, randomly an unexpected flock of surprise Butterpee fleww into the twos. They peed all over them. The Butterpees then died becuz they had actually jizzed on them and after they mate they burst into flames. With jizz soaked determination Snorass and Al Ketchbumblefuck ran to find the Team Fucket.
Jessie sent out Arby's and James sent out a yellow condom with leaves. They too went to college.
"Snorlicks use Booby Slam!" and the diabeetus poke slammed his tits into the purple snake and whatever the hell the other thing was supposed to be.
The rockpits had a plan. They sent out Jigglepoof. It sang a song to lull the Snotlicks to sweepz. It didn't werk bucuz it was all ways assleep. Instead the Smurflax shoved the Jigglypiss into his asshole and used it as a butt plug. But earlier today he had a spicy meal of curry and he shat the Jiggle out. The load of diarrhea and buttplug Jigglypoon hyper-beamed out the anus of Snorlax like a pressurized shit cannon and sent the rocktits into the sky. They yelled, "Hot Pocket's blasting off again!" and Pikajew was returd to Ass.
THE END