Second Graders: Chibi Paradise
By: CWDMHYTBQRW
Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam.
A/N: Inspired by First Graders: Poison and…Violins???
It was the usual boring day in the second graders classroom. The students were taking a test on their war criteria. The teacher, Treize, was reading War and Peace: The Revised Version. Heero was in the back straight faced writing away without any regard to the others staring at his easy answering. Duo was fiddling with something in his backpack. Dorthy was her usual grumpy, hateful attitude.
"SMACK!"
A large, wet wad of toilet paper the size of a baseball hit Dorthy right over the eye.
"Hey, who did that?!" Dorthy screamed, wiping the toilet paper off her face. Treize did not look up from his book.
"HA HA HA HA!" came the maniacal laughing of Duo. He held his stomach as he rolled out of his chair.
"Why you!" Dorthy yelled as she jumped over two rows of people and chased Duo around the room. At this Trieze set down his book and went after the two. Dorthy cornered Duo and started to strangle him letting his head loll around.
"That's enough." Treize said forcefully. He sent them to their seats and ripped up their tests.
"RING" the bell for the end of school rang. Duo jumped from his seat and ran out the door as fast as he could but it wasn't fast enough. Dorthy grabbed him and prepared to ram his head into the wall when a large sixth grader booted her down the hall and out the door.
While lying on the ground she realized she had a kick me sign on her back. A large crowd gathered around her kicking the crap out of her. Duo ran out the back and as he did he heard Dorthy yell, "I will get you for this Duoooo!!!!!"
~END~