Hi I am giong to write a story finally. It wonÕt be very good b/c it is suppose to be dumb and funny plus I have to finish it during studyhall. I do not own YGO. I am not trying to make it good.Sorry but the computer messed up my story. The funny looking O things are not suppose to be there so please just ignore them.
One day Joey got up from bed and decided that he needed to get a job. So he took a shower, got dressed , ate breakfast, and then he set out to find a job. The first place he found was offering a job for some one who wanted to be rocket enginer.
ÒHmm..... a rocket enginer donÕt sound to hard. Once day see me intelligence day wonÕt be able ta resist.Ó Joey said
So Joey went in for his interview.
Ò Joey I see that you want to apply for the rocket enginer job.Ó The interviewer said.
ÒYep I thaut dat it would be a good job.ÓJoey said stupidly.
ÒWell I Ôm sorry Joey, but we cannot hire you for that job but we do have another job open. But you never finished 1st grade so IÕm afraid that you will have to go through 1st grade for 1 day for us to hire you.Ó
ÒOtay me will go ta 1st gwade for a day .Ó
The next day Joey got ready to go to school.When he arrived in the school he went to the office. Suprisingly he found it without much trouble.
ÒAre you here to pick up your kid?Ó The secretary asked.
ÒNo, I am Joey me am here ta go ta 1st grade fa a day.Ó
Òyour kidding?Right? Your Joey?HAHAHAHAHAHÓ The secretary laughed histarically.
ÒNo me not kidding where is me class.Ó Joey said angerly.
Ò3rd one one the right.Ó You do know which is your right?ÓThe secretary asked while laughing
ÒYes I doÓ Joey said angerly
With that Joey left the office and went to his classroom.When the teacher first saw him she was suprised, but then introduced him to the class and showed him his seat.
ÒOkay class now that we all met Joey lets go on with our math class.Ó The teacher said.
ÒDoes anyone know what 2+2 is? Bobby?Ó
Ò4.ÓBobby answered.
ÒVery good Bobby.Ó The teacher praised ÒJoey do you know what 1+2 is?Ó she asked.
ÒUm....12Ó Joey answered pathetically.
ÒNo, I Ôm sorry Joey. Katie do you know?Ó
Ò 3.Ó Katie answered proudly.
ÒVery good Katie. Do you undersand Joey?Ó The teacher said slowly
ÒYes.Ó Joey lied.
Joey struggled through the rest of the day . Finally, the day was over and he barely passed 1st grade.The next day he went to the place to get the job.
ÒHow was yesterday?Ó The interviewer asked.
ÒIt twas otayÓ Joey replied.
ÒWell now we can hire you for the job.Ó
Òyeah! What job did I get?Ó
ÒYou get to throw away things we give you and empty the trash can in the dumpster.Ó
ÒCool! I will make ya proud.Ó Joey exclaimed.
THE END
That was funny. Sorry if anyone really likes Joey. I just had to make him dumb. Everything that is not spelled right or isnÕt in correct grammer is suppose to be like that. Tell me what you think.
One day Joey got up from bed and decided that he needed to get a job. So he took a shower, got dressed , ate breakfast, and then he set out to find a job. The first place he found was offering a job for some one who wanted to be rocket enginer.
ÒHmm..... a rocket enginer donÕt sound to hard. Once day see me intelligence day wonÕt be able ta resist.Ó Joey said
So Joey went in for his interview.
Ò Joey I see that you want to apply for the rocket enginer job.Ó The interviewer said.
ÒYep I thaut dat it would be a good job.ÓJoey said stupidly.
ÒWell I Ôm sorry Joey, but we cannot hire you for that job but we do have another job open. But you never finished 1st grade so IÕm afraid that you will have to go through 1st grade for 1 day for us to hire you.Ó
ÒOtay me will go ta 1st gwade for a day .Ó
The next day Joey got ready to go to school.When he arrived in the school he went to the office. Suprisingly he found it without much trouble.
ÒAre you here to pick up your kid?Ó The secretary asked.
ÒNo, I am Joey me am here ta go ta 1st grade fa a day.Ó
Òyour kidding?Right? Your Joey?HAHAHAHAHAHÓ The secretary laughed histarically.
ÒNo me not kidding where is me class.Ó Joey said angerly.
Ò3rd one one the right.Ó You do know which is your right?ÓThe secretary asked while laughing
ÒYes I doÓ Joey said angerly
With that Joey left the office and went to his classroom.When the teacher first saw him she was suprised, but then introduced him to the class and showed him his seat.
ÒOkay class now that we all met Joey lets go on with our math class.Ó The teacher said.
ÒDoes anyone know what 2+2 is? Bobby?Ó
Ò4.ÓBobby answered.
ÒVery good Bobby.Ó The teacher praised ÒJoey do you know what 1+2 is?Ó she asked.
ÒUm....12Ó Joey answered pathetically.
ÒNo, I Ôm sorry Joey. Katie do you know?Ó
Ò 3.Ó Katie answered proudly.
ÒVery good Katie. Do you undersand Joey?Ó The teacher said slowly
ÒYes.Ó Joey lied.
Joey struggled through the rest of the day . Finally, the day was over and he barely passed 1st grade.The next day he went to the place to get the job.
ÒHow was yesterday?Ó The interviewer asked.
ÒIt twas otayÓ Joey replied.
ÒWell now we can hire you for the job.Ó
Òyeah! What job did I get?Ó
ÒYou get to throw away things we give you and empty the trash can in the dumpster.Ó
ÒCool! I will make ya proud.Ó Joey exclaimed.
THE END
That was funny. Sorry if anyone really likes Joey. I just had to make him dumb. Everything that is not spelled right or isnÕt in correct grammer is suppose to be like that. Tell me what you think.