Disclamer: I do not own Full Metal Alcmist, sadly.

I would like to thank: My new FMA beta Animechick50, who this story is dedicated to. She wrote "Winry's Popcorn" wile we were talking on the phone one day. I wrote this a few days latter because I had wanted to redo it. Anyway, please R&R! Edit: Sadly she deleted the story and it now no longer there :( Also, I made this story years ago and I'm thinking of maybe taking it down as well...so yeah...

Once upon a time, the blonde short Edward Elric had made a cheery pie. It was the most perfect pie that he had made yet. He sat down at the table in the Rockbell kitchen, and a fork appeared out of no where.

"PIE!" Ed yelled as he was about to dig in.

"Did some one say pie?" Winry asked walking into the room. She saw the pie on the table, and asked. "Can I have some Ed?"

"Never! It's my pie!"

"This means war Elric" she said as she pulled out her wrench.

"No! Anything but the wrench!" Ed cried, covering his head.

This gave Winry time to grab the pie. She ran down the hall and up the stairs to the bathroom. "Pie." She said, pulling out a fork out from no where just like Ed had done, and just as Winry was about to put her fork into her pie, their was a bang at the door. "Damnit!" She said getting up to see who would have came to the bathroom.

It was a man about Ed's height; in fact the person looked just like Ed, but had a curly black mustache, even though his hair was blonde. "Can I use the bathroom?" He asked her.

"Ok." Winry said stepping out, Edward do you really think that I can't see through that? I mean really, the mustache is not even your hair color. Winry thought as she was about to open the door. As she turned the door, footsteps could be heard coming down the hall.

"Winry! You give me back my pie right now!"

'If that is Edward then who is in the bathroom?' Winry pushed open the locked door to see….Envy?

"Hey! That palm tree has the pie!" Ed yelled.

"Oh crap." Envy jumped out the window ran around in circles yelling, "Run, run as fast as you can! You can't catch me I'm the gingerbread man." Then he turned into the gingerbread man.

"Gingerbread!" Ed and Winry yelled and jumped out the window as well.

"No! I don't want to be eaten!" Envy yelled.

And then once again, both Winry and Ed pulled forks from no where and then ate Envy. "So what about the pie?" Winry asked.

"What pie?" Ed asked as if he did not know.

"Ed, why is their red all around your lips?" Winry eyed the blonde carefully.

"Um…I don't know what you're talking about." He said as he pushed an empty pie tin behind his back.

"Edward Elric you ate the pie! How could you!" Winry yelled.

Ed pulled Winry close. Their eyes met for a moment, and then he pressed his lips to her's. It last about a minute, before they heard, "Nii-san, have you seen Winry?" Ed and Winry broke apart, both blushing madly. "Umm…Never mind." Then Al walked away.

"Hey Ed, would you like me to make a new pie?" Winry asked.

Ed gave her the cutest chibi eyes he could and said "Yes please." Then they went off to the kitchen, and Winry made Ed a new pie, but this one was apple!

The End

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