Riza's Romance Novel

by Jollypants Silvers

Sequel to a fanfic that isn't mine, which is 'The Chivalrous Knight Mustang' by Setine. In the 2nd chap. Riza says she'll do anything to get her book back, even if she had to pry it from Roy. Thus, I wrote this out of boredom. Rated T for minor swearing.

Riza walked into the office, and finds Roy, sitting at his desk, reading her romance novel. Riza approaches him, and politely asked "Excuse me, Colonel sir, but could I have my book back?" Roy looks up at her as if she'd just asked the stupidest question he'd ever heard. "Haha, no. This could be some serious dirt on you. You think I'm just gonna give it up like that? No way. I'm going to have to find something to get off of you for this."

Riza sees that she won't be getting this back by being polite, and she sure as hell isn't going to let him get something from her for it! She walks closer, right up to the front of the desk and sends him her most menacing glare, "Give. me. the. book. Colonel." Roy narrows his eyes challengingly, and says "No." in a stubborn, childish voice.

Riza starts to feel angry with Roy, and resorts to slightly drastic measures. She gets on top of the desk and tries to pry the book out of Roy's hands. Angrily, she yelled "Give me the damn book, Colonel!" Roy refuses to let go of the book and just as irritatedly yells "No!" He yanks the book out of Riza's grasp, causing her to fall off his desk backward. Roy runs out of the door, into the middle of the hall, stopped, and turned around to see Riza running up to the door while pulling her gun out of the holster, and demands "Give me the book, Colonel!" All the while, all of their co-workers in the hall stop to view the scene.

Riza takes a step out of the doorway and vary angrily screams "Give me the fucking book, Colonel!" Roy stood there with a look of disobedience, the kind of look you would give your parents when you were preparing to openly, face-to-face tell them off. "No! I'm keeping this tasty piece of Riza black-mail cake!" He yelled defiantly. Roy starts to stride away from her, getting about six feet before realizing that Riza had already ran from the doorway and leaped onto his back, throwing her arms over his shoulders, grabbing onto the book and again, trying to pry it out of his grasp.

Riza angrily yells "Give me the book now!". When Riza jumped on Roy's back she threw him off balance, causing him to almost slap his face off the floor. Riza, now sitting on Roy's back, pulls on the book with all her might. The second the book came free from his practically iron grip, Riza bolts up off his back and runs as fast as she can down the hall, Roy following quickly after.