So Lash wrote to me, after so long of being angry and reading my stories of him. I'm so sorry, but this will never end, my dear. Enjoy his angry self, people. I just had to post this. I couldn't help myself.

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Fantasmarific -

I read all of your writings. And I just wanna let you know? That they SUCK. Why are you even bothering to write me with that Hippie girl? That's disgusting! You have no right to mess with my head here. I'm real - and the whole plot lines for the Hippie chick? No thanks. She's already gettin' fucked by Stronghold. Fuckin' Stronghold...

You know, why don't you just write about me kickin' his ass? Well, you did, but I ended up with the fuckin' Hippie! WHAT'S WITH YOU? I don't like redheads! You're completely insane!

And what's with the whole fuckin' Crystal deal? She isn't real, so then why bother with that, too? Fictional people aren't so fantastic, Heidi. If that is your real name. Heidi. Wow. What a name. Almost as bad as Crystal. I mean wtf. C'mon. You torment me with these damn stories. One after the other, after another.

And killing me and resurrection? What's the deal with that? Comfort Zone? I was more freaked out by the whole sex scene goin' on there than the fact that I was doin' some chick that wasn't even real. Nice going. Smart. Shoot yourself.

So what's going on now? Writing a whole new 'fanfiction' about me? You gotta obsession with me? C'mon, Heidi. That's bogus. You've just got no life if all you do is think about me and how you'll screw me over with some chick you made up. Goddamnit, why don't you just hunt me down and shank me, bitch.

I mean if you've got such a big obsession with me, why don't you just come and get me? Lock me in a cage and do things to me? Okay no. Don't do that. Forget what I said. I can't backspace? What's with this fuckin' computer? What the hell?

And I'm beginning to think that Crystal is based off you. Your picture on your homepage looks pretty similar to your description of Crystal. Brown hair, blue eyes. So in reality, you're writing yourself into your own story, and all I'm doing is going along with it? Oh geesh. If that's true, then HAHA YOU'RE SPEED'S SISTER! THAT SUCKS.

Lemme stop for a second.

Anyway. Your stories scare me. You make me do things I'd never do before. Like kiss Williams. :wretches: Yeah, I puked. Internet-puke. Ooh, what now.

Well they scare me. And they torment me. TOR-MENT. Because my sister loves them to death and always talks to her little friends about how cute me and fuckin' Crystal are. Or how adorable me and Layla act.

SHOOT YOURSELF. SHOOT YOURSELF. I don't act sweet! I don't act kind! I'm a bastard!

And when you get this email? You'll probably be in the process of writing up a new fuckin' 'oneshot' or something. Whatever the hell that really is. My sister said that it's a one chaptered story - wtf, you can have and keep one plot line in only one chapter? One page? Insanity! No one in their right mind could be able to do that.

And then again, I've always wanted to fuck some crazy bitch. Haha, like that song?

No. I didn't just mention that I wanted to go to bed with you. Guh, oi. Shut up. I'm denying everything. Stupid...backspace. WHY WON'T YOU WORK?

Anyway. I think maybe I should stop. I got this girl comin' over later... We're gunna do it. Be jealous, Heidi. It's definitely not Crystal. Or you, obviously. Just be jealous. Hope you cry.

Lash.

P.S. Oh, and if you really want, post this online. Cause then all those other psychotic bitches can realize that I'm here. I'm alive. And I don't wanna play Ken any longer. Their Barbie girls can't bed me! NO WAY.