Chase did, in fact, "go at it with that guy." They went at it all night long (later that night Aaron Abbott passed out from exhaustion.)
The reason why Gorman isn't the Exposition Fairy is because Caleb's mom fought him for it (he lost when she threw thirty-year-old Scotch on him and set it on fire.)
The person really spying on Sarah in the shower was Tyler. He didn't mean to, he just saw a flat-chested blonde with tattoos and assumed it was Reid.
Wonder why Kate looked bitter when she mentioned "boys and their toys"? Well, you didn't hear this from me, but two months ago she walked in on Caleb, Pogue, and something that required AA batteries. Or it's just her face.
It's a well-known fact that when Reid and Aaron go into a dirty alley, sticks poking stuff into holes is involved.
When Caleb mentioned "exposing them all" Reid looked guilty. Wonder why? Just Google "Ipswich Boys Gone Wild."
The only reason why Sarah got in from Boston Public was because Provost Higgins made a bet with his friends that he could teach a common girl proper English.
It wouldn't matter if Caleb and Sarah were trapped together in a room full of unstable nitroglycerin. Their relationship gives off no sparks.
Shortly after saying, "It looks like she was bitten by hundreds of insects, like spiders," Kate's doctor was kidnapped by an entomologist and made to recite the differences between insects and arachnids if he wanted to live.
Actually when Tyler felt something the night everybody thought Reid was using…he actually felt Reid.
Chase couldn't have spied on Sarah in the shower, because he was busy practicing his deep, scary voice in the mirror just for the showdown with Pogue.
Inspired by Pogue's injuries, Reid and Tyler decided to play hurt/comfort games in the hospital.
To his embarrassment, Chase was caught by "that kid from the Dells" when he was using a 'natural enhancement' spell.
Until Chase ruined everything, the Ipswich Boys were going to throw a 'Come As Your Favorite Disney Princess' themed Ascension party.
After Caleb told Sarah what was going on, his mom clubbed him with her crystal ashtray to keep her title as Exposition Fairy.
Shortly after Dane Cook became famous, Tyler sold his Hummer and replaced it with a CT-2000.
After their Ascension, Ipswich Boys lose all their bones and instead are made out of glowing energy balls.
Ha! Pre-Ascension, the Ipswich boys are slow hos fo sho, but after their 18th birthday, they turn into the Energizer bunny…they keep going and going and going. Not that anyone was doubting Pogue's stamina.
If using magic makes you old and weak, what happens when you cast a youth/endurance spell?
The only reason why The Book of Damnation got its named was because The Hardy Boys Handle Balls…of Energy was already taken.