System Requirements for Reading This Spoof
Operating System:
Minimum: Any working computer
Preferred: Windows 9,010
Languages:
Minimum: English
Preferred: Sixteen languages including [at least] one fictional and [at least] one dead languages (the Jim Standard)
Languages Jim speaks: English, French (Quebecois, Swiss and French), Italian, Japanese, Spanish (Latin American and Castilian), German, Dutch, Flemish, Afrikaans, Russian, Swedish, Tadakatsu (whirring and hissing noises), and Wingdings.
Eyes:
Minimum: one
Preferred: two eyes that make all words extremely interesting even when they're not (the Sans Clause)
Sense of Humor:
Minimum: Functional (willing to suspend belief)
Preferred: Ability to laugh at anything, no matter how stupid it is (the Nacht Paragraph)
Species:
Minimum: Alive, any species
Preferred: Undead (so that you can't die from laughing again) (The Papyrus Proviso)
Internet:
Minimum: Must be able to access this story [and set aside its quality]
Preferred: Ability to access all good stories ever written (the Mary Rule)
Alignment:
Minimum: Any
Prefered: All (the Jamiebel Regulation)
Arms:
Minimum: one (none, if you can manage it)
Preferred: two - that aren't cut off (the no-Nui Norm)
"MY ARMS! Do you have any idea how valuable they are?!" -Nui
"I don't care. That's what you get for threatening to kill my cousins and my girlfriend." -Bernan
A/N: All links given will have spaces. Delete the spaces and the links shall work.