A/N-I really don't know how to explain this one. It just kinda popped into my head at around 1:54 am and I had to write it down before I went to bed. Otherwise Gred and Forge would be plaguing my mind for hours into the night. As always I do not own anything here. JKR does. Enjoy!
Fred is the bold print and George is the normal print. Just to let u know.
"I…am…PISSED OFF!"
"Oh yeah. Why is that?"
"I don't really know"
"Well it would help if you found out this valuable bit of info"
"Yeah…I suppose"
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*sigh*
"Ditto"
"How exactly how much longer till this torture session we call History of Magic ends?"
"Exactally…fifty two minutes"
"You are &*!%$ kidding me! We've only been here for eight minutes!"
"Pretty much. And I'd watch your language if I were you Georgie Boy "
"Why should I? I'm sixteen, nearly seventeen. I reckon that qualifies as the legal age to swear, don't you think? And what kinda nickname is Georgie Boy?"
"It's your nickname of course. Don't you just love it! I picked it out special, just for you"
"Thanks Fred. That means a lot to me" (That was sarcasm, just incase you didn't catch that)
"Please don't insult me my friend. Remember who you're talking to. I'm am the KING of sarcasm, and I would appreciate it if my lowly subjects (such as yourself) did not question my ability to detect said sarcasm"
"Lowly huh?"
"Pretty lowly yeah"
"Jerk"
"Idiot"
"Oaf"
"I AM NOT AN OAF!"
"Are too"
"Are not"
"Are TOO!"
"ARE NOT!"
"Troll"
"Nancy"
"Arse"
"Moron"
"Nincompoop"
"*smirk* Nincompoop *snigger* NincomPOOP . Sneaking the word poop into general conversation since who knows when"
"You really need to grow up Fred"
A/N-Well is it just crap or is it passable crap? I might continue if you guys want me to. Until then.
PEACE OUT!
~Aphrodite~