A?N: this is gonna b an epic!

"So your slitting your wrists why?" counselor

"Because I'm a demon I just found out yesterday when irula and i weere almost killed my mizuji and then i kicked his ass" "everyone hates me so i hate myself!" naruto screamed.

"ya youre right on there dude I fucking hate you too your motherfucker"

Naruto ran out of the acamedy counselors office crying and into his apartment bathroomwhere he found his kunai in his bathtub still full of bloody water. He drained the tub and rinsed it out so the evidence was gone. He remembered how iruka gave him a headband but then took it away saying he was just kidding and naruto would have passed if he didnt have to resort to stupid shadow clones. He would have to repeat academy again lol!

He filled his bathtub up again and took his all black clothes (went shopping today) off, removed his eyeliner with makeup remover and combed his black hair for posterty and went into the tub. He prepared his kunai but then there was a knok at the door! He ran to see who it was and when he saw he gasped.

"sasuke!"

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