Hi, guys! Yes, I'm getting into Pokemon. Well, I loved Pokemon for a while. I think I liked it for three years now (yep, my first game was Pokemon White version, not Diamond and Pearl). I still love Mario, but I'm taking a break from the Madz and Starlow series. So, make sure to read my other fanfictions if you love the Mario and Luigi series. If you don't, enjoy this diary.
Pokemon Diary, Day 1
Dear Diary,
This was Xatu's idea. He said I should make a diary of what our trainer and my teammates/friends do. I happily said yes, and he gave me a book he stole from another trainer.
Before I tell you about the events happening around here, I'm going to introduce you to my team. My team has changed a bit since I first got caught in a Great Ball, but I love my team, no matter what.
Ashkachu the Raichu used to be weak. Well, that's what my trainer said, but even Magikarp can be strong, and trainers release them often. Ashkachu was "weak" until he evolved into a powerful Raichu. To increase his power, he holds a Magnet to make his Thunderbolt a weapon. He can beat any Water type and Flying type with that attack, so those types may fear him. Ground, on the other hand, feel no damage. I'm still trying to figure out why.
Loyal the Lucario was given to my trainer by a Gym Leader. He holds a Mega Stone to Mega Evolve into Mega Lucario. His Close Combat beats Steel types easily, so no wonder he's been on the team for a long time.
Xatu, the one who gave me the diary, can see the future. He said he predicted a terrible book coming out, but I don't think it's terrible. The apple on the cover makes me want to eat it! Xatu is the smartest in the group, but he had another trainer. He said the trainer kept him in the PC box and never used him. That's the saddest thing I've ever heard of. Xatu deserves to be in the trainer's party! He's a genius!
Bowfrog the Seismitoad can beat Ground types with Water attacks. He had another trainer, but he doesn't really remember her. I will always remember my trainer, but I will never remember her name! I think Bowfrog feels sad that he doesn't remember his trainer. I wish he met her again. Then, he will be so happy.
You might be wondering who's writing this. My name is Blorbs the Snorlax, a Snorlax that can beat many Pokemon. My name comes from a disease or something, I forgot. I am very obedient, and I want Pokemon to follow their trainer's orders. The trainer should always love all of their Pokemon, and the Pokemon should do the same.
Every night, I wonder what will be the last Pokemon on the team. We have only have room for one more Pokemon on the team. I wonder what the Pokemon will be like. Will he be kind, or will he be rude? What does he look like? Is he short or tall? Is he tough or is he shy and timid? So many questions are on my mind, and all of those questions make me fall asleep.
-Blorbs the Snorlax
Pokemon Diary, Day 2
Dear Diary,
I battled this trainer who had legendary Pokemon. Rayquaza was easy to beat with my Ice Beam, but guess who beat me. If you guessed Mega Mewtwo Y, you're correct. I tried to use Crunch multiple times, but he used Aura Sphere on me. Like every Pokemon, I have a weakness. Aura Sphere is a Fighting type move, so I got beaten by that move when he used it two times. I fainted until the battle was over.
Then, he wanted to trade. Trading always worries me. I lose a friend when one trades away a Pokemon. Flame the Charizard was traded away. A Talonflame I liked is sadly with another trainer. The trainer's first Pokemon, Kirby the Delphox, was traded away like he was a useless Pokemon. If I ever get traded away, I would be crying every day. She trained me. She loves me. I never want to go away.
She traded away a Flabebe for an egg. An egg? I love eggs! You can hatch them or cook them and eat them. Eggs that you can eat make my mouth water. Mmmm, eggs…
Oh, right, eggs you hatch! I have to talk about that! You should never cook a Pokemon egg. It's rude to eat a cooked Pokemon egg! My mom taught me that when I was a little wild Munchlax. That was when I tried to cook my little brother's egg, but my mom said, "Munchlax, dear, never cook a Pokemon egg!" I've remembered that rule ever since.
An hour or two later, I was in my Pokeball, along with my other teammates. I was going to take my daily nap, but we ended up having a conversation regarding the egg.
"Do you think a Pichu is in there?" asked Ashkachu. He always wanted a Pokemon just like him.
"I'm still trying to predict what's inside the egg," replied Xatu, "Stop asking"
"If it's a Riolu, I can train it and give it my Mega Stone when it evolves," said Loyal. Training is always the biggest thing on his agenda.
"Maybe it's a Pokemon I can be friends with," I said with a smile. I had the feeling they all stared at me.
"You're friends with everybody, Blorbs," he sighed, "Look, stop talking about the egg and do whatever you do in your Pokeball,"
For the rest of the day, we were silent. I took a nap, and I dreamed about the egg hatching into a Mewtwo. I love how my dreams make the impossible things possible. That's what I love about naps. Maybe the egg will hatch the impossible. Nobody knows except for the trainer who first had it.
-Blorbs the Snorlax
Pokemon Diary, Day 3
Dear Diary,
The egg still didn't hatch. I was very sad it didn't hatch. I was so excited to see my new friend, but I didn't. We still talked about the egg, battled, and I napped some more in my Pokeball. Something different happened today, though. Xatu predicted what type the Pokemon in the egg would be.
"Yes, I see, it's a Water type. That's the most common type of Pokemon there is,"
A Water type? That means I can swim with it by using Surf! I can swim with Bowfrog, but he usually doesn't want to swim. We sometimes talk, but he mostly says something like, "Mmmhmm, ya, okay, good, hmm, oh," when I'm talking. I wonder why he's so quiet. Xatu says it's his nature, but what does that mean? Is his habitat quiet or does the word nature have another meaning?
Now that I'm writing about Bowfrog, what if the egg is another Seismitoad? I can't stop wondering what the egg is going to hatch into! Xatu said to stop talking about it or else he'll use Future Sight on me. After he said that, I fell asleep.
Diary, I know that besides good dreams, you might be wondering why Snorlax eat and sleep a lot. I eat a lot because my belly is never full. Also, it's healthy for a Snorlax to get chubbier every month. To get chubbier, we eat a lot. When your belly is never full and you must get chubbier, you eat more than a human who loves to eat.
I sleep a lot because I'm always so tired at the end of the day and after a huge meal. I must rest my exhausted body sooner or later. Well, it's mostly sooner. When I sleep, I feel much better than I do when I'm awake. That description might make you think I feel sick all the time, but I'm not. When I'm sick, I'm only awake for a few hours a day.
Writing about sleep makes me tired. Good night, diary. I hope the egg hatches tomarrow!
-Blorbs the Snorlax
That is the mind of a Snorlax. More entries will come soon if I feel like it. If you are wondering if this follows Fanfiction rules, it does. It's a story told in diary entries. Diary of a Wimpy Kid is a story, but it's told in journal entries. It's the same with this story.
Here are some things I should say about the story:
1. The book Xatu predicted that had the apple on it is Twilight. People say it's horrible, and I like to joke about how horrible it is. I threw in the reference not because people say it's bad, but it's more for humorous reasons.
2. Blorbs got his name from a made-up disease in a Mario game called the Blorbs. The disease makes Toads huge and spherical, and they roll around uncontrollably. My friend said that a Blorbed Toad looks like Snorlax, so I named my Snorlax Blorbs. I love Mario and Pokemon (along with Kirby, Hunger Games, House and Frozen, but I haven't seen House and Frozen yet).
3. You might be wondering if Pokemon are stuffed into the ball or if they shrink into the ball. The entries explain the latter. Pokemon shrink into the Pokeball instead of not getting enough space to move freely. This is shown with Misty's Psyduck, so it's the most canon explanation of the life inside of a Pokeball.
The next chapter will come soon! I hope you enjoy this story, and my Pokemon, Blorbs! He's very nice, even if he has fangs and a huge, heavy body.