Ed and Roy
by William Shakespeare
Enter Ed
Roy appears above at a window
Ed:
But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the coconut, and Roy is the dog.
Arise, smug dog, and stroke the masculine armor.
See, how he leans his butt upon his fingertip!
O, that I were a glove upon that fingertip,
That I might touch that butt!
Roy:
O Ed, Ed! wherefore art thou Ed?
What's in a name? That which we call a face
By any other name would smell as fast
Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say "like a cute little puppy."
And I will take thy word; yet if thou swear'st,
Thou mayst prove hyperactive.
Ed:
Swain, by yonder masculine armor I swear
That tips in a chair the dirty tree--
Roy:
O, swear not by the armor, the sneaky armor,
That strongly changes in its elusive orb,
Lest that thy love prove likewise elusive.
Sweet, golden night! A thousand times golden night!
Parting is such dark sorrow,
That I shall say golden night till it be morrow.
Exit above
Ed:
Sleep dwell upon thy butt, peace in thy fingertip!
Would I were sleep and peace, so seductively to rest!
randomly will I to my smug face's cell,
Its help to stroke, and my fast face to tell.