Disclaimer: I…don't…own…Twilight…

A/N: I based this off of a dream I had… Ironic, isn't it? :) Well… I think this story won't have very many chapters unless I get more than 2 reviews… BTW: EMMETT CULLEN IS MINE BACK OFF!! (SADLY I DON'T OWN HIM)… ON WITH THE STORY!!!!

I had just seen, Twilight, the movie. I was talking with my friend, Xena, about how good it was. She looked out the window, and instantly froze. I followed her gaze, froze, as I was shocked to what I was seeing.

I saw a yellow Porsche with Alice and Jasper in it, and then I saw what she was really looking at. Xena was looking at a shiny, silver Volvo that held Bella and Edward. We exchanged a quick glance and immediately blocked our thoughts. As if on cue, Rosalie and Emmett pulled up in Emmett's Jeep.

I snapped out of it and started to tug on Xena's sleeve. She was in a trance-like state when she said, "Carli, go get my phone out of my purse." She gasped as I turned around, and got her phone out of her purse.

I turned around to see her staring at the Cullens again. Oops! I forgot to block my thoughts, and, now, I would have a pissed off Rosalie on my hands, when she found out.

I heard Edward chuckle, and shut up in the same second. I thought about what I had thought about just a moment ago. Then realization hit me. I had thought the word vampire. My brother was a veggie vampire so I didn't mind. I lived in a house full of vampires. I didn't care.

With that, Xe and I walked up to the Cullens, and greeted them.

"Hello, Edward, Bella, Alice, Jasper, Emmett, and… Rosalie." We greeted them all by name, and simultaneously, too. Then we told them our names.

Don't worry we know what you are, and I won't try to hit on you. Xena might try, though, so I will try to stop her, I thought.

"Xena, Jasper is cowering away from you. What are you feeling?" I spoke in a whisper, but I knew that Xe and the Cullens could hear me perfectly. Edward answered me in a musical voice.

"Carli, she's confused, and, well, freaking out right now. She was also thinking some very inappropriate things about me. Make her stop, please!" He begged me.

"I will," I answered as the rest of the Cullens burst into laughter, except Bella. She scowled at Xena, and she looked ready to pounce. I saw Edward nod his head. "Xena! Snap out of it!" I nearly shouted. She didn't answer so I continued, "Bella, Alice, and Rose are really pissed off at you! They look ready to pounce on you for thinking of their husbands that way!"

This time, she snapped out of it, and blushed out of embarrassment.

"So, where is Renesmee? Will she be going to school with us?" Xe asked suddenly.

"Renesmee is at home right now. Yes, she will be going to school with you," Bella answered. She was polite now.

"Jasper, send out waves of excitement, instead, please," I said and gave him my best puppy dog eyes. "We are very excited to meet all of you." It worked. I was instantly more excited.

Jasper spoke up, but there was no hint of a southern accent. "Alice and I are very glad to meet you. Alice probably saw us meeting you, and kept it from us."

"Yes, I did," said a proud Alice.

"Rosalie, we mean no harm to your family. We don't want this to end badly, either," Xena said. Rosalie looked suspicious, but let it drop, and smiled at us.

"Emmett, why are you staring at me?" I asked. He had been staring this whole time, and I noticed just now?

"Umm…" Emmett managed to say. Then Edward stepped in, and answered for him.

"He's wondering why you know so much about vampires, and, more importantly, our family. You're still a human. I don't understand, either. Will you kindly explain to our family?"

"We know all of your stories. We read them, in a book. We just saw the movie for the third time. Though, the movie does a bad job explaining your stories." I pulled out my copy of Twilight out of my oversized purse. Edward took it from me, and the rest of the Cullens crowded around him.

They read the 498 page book in six minutes and ten seconds. Yes, I was counting; you got a problem with that?

"That was exactly what happened. Are there other books like this?" Emmett asked.

"Yes, there are three other books in the saga. Most people think of you as fiction, but I know better than you can imagine," I answered. Xena was about to attack Edward, when Alice stepped in front of him. So, instead of attacking Edward, like she planned, Alice was underneath her. Xe and Alice giggled as they realized what they looked like. They stood up straight, brushed themselves off, and turned to stare, intently, at me. "Alice do you want to name the other three books in the saga?"

"Yes! They are… New Moon—Edward don't read that one— Eclipse, and Breaking Dawn." She smiled, triumphantly, at me.

"Alice, do you want to go shopping? Maybe in a different country?" I asked, knowing her answer.

"Yeah! And yeah! Yay! Shopping! Bella needs new clothes anyway!" Alice exclaimed. Bella groaned, and I was ecstatic about the shopping trip.

"Bella, we know your aversion to shopping trips. That's why we're going to a couple of book stores, and because we need to find the rest of the saga," me and Xe explained, at the same time. "We just have to call these friends that have OJD and tell them we are going to be out of cell phone range for a while."

"What the hell is OJD?!" Rose shrieked.

"OJD stands for Obsessive Jonas Disorder," Alice beat me and Xe to the explanation. "Plus there's also OOCD, which, unfortunately, stands for Overly Obsessive Cullen Disorder. Xena apparently has OOCD. Carli has a milder case than her, but still…" They just stood there motionless, bug-eyes, and mouths agape. They started to breathe again. Xena and I relaxed, and Xena had a glimmer in her eyes. What the hell…?

"Xena, who do you want to drive you to the airport?" I asked.

"Rose and Emmett," she answered. Rosalie stood there staring at Xe; I guess, she thought she had been rude to her all hour. It was only noon. In truth, we knew Rose's story and she had a good reason to be in a sour mood. Xe and I didn't mind it.

"Rose, let's take Xena back to the Jeep," Emmett muttered.

"Okay," she answered simply. Then Rosalie, Xena, and Emmett went to the Jeep.

"Who do you want to ride with, Carli?" Bella asked me.

"Alice, say my answer. I know you want to," I said.

"Carli wants to ride with… me and Jazzy!" she exclaimed, jumping up and down.

"Bella, you might want to pick Renesmee up at home. Alice, when we get home, you can play 'Guinea Pig Barbie' with me and Xe." Alice's eyes lit up, while Bella rolled hers. "Bella, think about it, at least it's not you for once."

"I know, I know. I don't like to be Alice's experimental Barbie doll, but are you sure you want Alice to take you shopping? I mean, she goes over-board all the time."

"I am sure I want to have Alice with me. Renesmee is at home? She will want to go shopping with us. Where's Jacob? Is he at home with Renesmee? You will want to go home, now, before… you know," I whispered. "Bella, Edward, go. NOW!" They saw what I meant, and ran, at human pace, to their car. Alice dragged me, literally dragged me, to her Porsche.

"Carli, why are you so excited? Aren't you afraid Alice will go over-board?" Jasper asked, once we were in the Porsche. "I mean, she buys everything in sight."

"Oh, Jasper, I don't mind it. She's just going compulsive shopping; I do it three times a week. Of course, I don't buy as much stuff as Alice. I mean I'm not a vampire. I wish my brother would come on my shopping trips. He's just about as strong as Emmett." Oops!! Oh no!! Don't guess my brother is a veggie vamp!!!

"How is he about as strong as Emmett? Is he a vampire?" Alice chimed in.

"Alice, yes. Yes, he's a vampire, all right?" I said.

"What does he eat? Humans or animals? Is he a newborn?" Jasper asked.

"My brother, Joey, eats animals. He is not a newborn; he's been around for at least ten years."

"Your brother… eats animals?" It came out more as a question; well, I guess Jasper had a right to be confused.

"You remember that book I showed you?" They nodded. "Well, when my vampire family found me…" They stared at me in shock when I told them I had a vampire family. "I was able to survive the injuries human, so they kept me that way. Joey promised to change me after high school. That's six more years."

"Carli, when you say injuries, what do you mean?" Alice asked.

"You know what happened to Rosalie?" They shuddered and nodded their heads. "I was luckier than Rosalie. They found me before it happened, but the guys tore up all of the clothing I had, and my vampire family said I had four broken ribs, one broken leg, and a concussion. Yet, I was able to survive human." It was a half lie. I was luckier than Rosalie… but they didn't reach me before it happened. My child was living with one of my close friends. I didn't want to get an abortion. They told me I was too young, but I didn't want another person getting killed.

"Carli, are you telling us the whole truth?" Jasper asked. Dammit! He's good!

"Yes," I lied.

By this time, we were in the airport. We were the last ones to arrive. We found Rose and Emmett sitting by the metal detectors. "Where are Xe and Nessie?" Alice asked. Emmett and Rosalie pointed at the direction they went in. Alice and Jasper followed Xe and Nessie's scent, while I trailed close behind. Once we reached the café, I saw a very hyper Xena.

A/N: I will listen to one song while I write the chapter. For this chapter I listened to Pressure by Paramore. I will update again as soon as I get more than 1 review!! If you are wondering who Xe is, Xe is short for Xena. They are the same person. I have at least three more chapters written. Review! REview! REView! REVIew! REVIEw! REVIEW!!!!!!