Hey guys, this originally wasn't meant to be a full fic, just a little drabble to go with this gif I made, but Tumblr picked up on it and a large amount of people demanded more, so I wrote more! I have been told Blaine goes a bit ooc, so sorry about that and if I continue I'll try to work on it! But yeah, for now this is all I got. Enjoy!

(The gif can be found on my tumblr here: sexuallyobliviousdarren(dot)tumblr(dot)com/post/5621622004/the-doctor-slowly-stepped-out-of-the-tardis-into-a)

The Doctor slowly stepped out of the TARDIS into a living room where a boy of around seventeen years old stood in what appeared to be his school uniform.

"You must be him." The uniformed boy smiled

"Him? Yes, I must be him. Whoever.. He.. Is.. Who are you?" Replied the Doctor

"I'm Blaine, sir."

"Right, Blaine," He nodded, "How do I know you?"

"Oh, you don't know me. I know you, you know my mother."

"Your mother? What was your last name?"

"My last name is Anderson, sir, but that's not her last name. See, she and my father got divorced when I was young. I live with him most of the time, but every now and again I'll be able to stay with my mother..." He paused "Oh, right the last names. My father is Joseph Anderson, and my mother.. Well, my mother's River, sir. River Song."

The Doctor stared at this strangely dressed human for a moment.

"You're Blaine Song?"

"Anderson."

"Yes, yes, but you're River's child?"

"Yes, sir."

"How old are you?"

"Seventeen, sir."

"Seventeen, I see.. Where's your mummy?"

Blaine laughed "She's in the kitchen."

"Lead the way, Song."

"Anderson."

Blaine led the doctor through a set of wooden double doors, down a marble floored hallway and into what was obviously the kitchen.

"River!" the Doctor grinned

"Hi there, Doctor." River smiled

The Doctor stared, then looked at the table. She was drinking tea. He quickly turned to Blaine. "Uhm, Blaine.. Could you be a dear and show me where the bathroom is?"

"Yeah, it's just down the hall and to you-"

"Show me. Please." Blaine looked at the Doctor for a moment, seeing what looked like fear in his eyes and quickly nodded.

"Sir."

"Oh," he smiled, "Just call me Doctor."

Blaine led the Doctor out of the kitchen, River watching intently. As soon as they were out of earshot the Doctor grasped Blaine's wrist and ran back down the hallway, through the double doors and straight into the TARDIS.

"Whoa. It really is. It's really bigger on the inside."

"Yes, yes. How long has she been drinking tea?"

"What? Who?"

"Your mother!"

"Uhm.. She started drinking it around three years ago, which is strange because-"

"She hates tea," he nodded "Yes."

"Yeah.. Uhm, why are we in here?"

"I just saved your life!"

" ... From my tea drinking mother."

"Listen, Song-"

"Anderson."

"That is not your mother."

"What?" Blaine stared in shock "How do you know?"

"She said 'Hi there.', she didn't say 'Hello, Sweetie.' and she was drinking tea."

".. What does that prove..?"

"Well, it proves... That that thing, whatever it was, is not your mother!"

"Because she was drinking tea."

The Doctor ran through his hand through his hair, "Would it make you feel better if I said I could smell it?"

"Are you saying my mother smells?"

"That is not your mother!"

Blaine looked into the Doctor's eye, the Doctor staring straight back.

".. Okay. I believe you.. But then where's my mom?"

"Your what?"

"My mom?"

"Ew. Don't say that.. It's so.. Typically American. Mum, say mum. You're mother is British, so say mum, like they do in Britain.."

"Okay then.."

"Yes," the Doctor smiled, "Good. Mum."

"Where is she?"

"Oh, no worries, she's locked away safely in her prison cell. She has been for the past three years, which makes perfect sense seeing how that.. Thing in your kitchen has been drinking tea, which River would never do! She hates tea. Too normal, she says... I like tea.."

Blaine stared at him. This madman that simply appeared in his living room, claimed his mother wasn't his mother and was now taking him off in his spaceship.

"Where are we going, Doctor?" Blaine walked up the steps to the control console where the Doctor was running around flicking switches and twirling things.

"Anywhere. Anywhere away from here. It's not safe here."

"But-"

"No but's, we're leaving."

"Yeah, I get that, but my boyfriend lives near here.. We were going to go out tonight."

"Yeah, yeah, this is a time machine, I can get you back for your date."

"Doctor. If it is dangerous, I do not want to leave my boyfriend alone here."

"Oh, alright then.. Off we pop to save your boyfr- Oh.." The Doctor smiled, "That's sweet."

The TARDIS landed and Blaine ran to the door, swinging it open.

"Kurt?" Kurt, we've got t- Doctor.. Where are we?"

The Doctor ran past him, out the door, smiling.

"Stormcage! It's one of the highest security space prisons!" He looked around and saw River's cell, door open, completely empty bar a note taped to the wall. He slowly walked into the cell and looked closely at the sheet of paper. He sighed and walked back towards Blaine.

"You said we were going to get Kurt.."

"Look at the note."

Blaine watched the Doctor walk slowly back into the TARDIS before slowly moving his way towards the white sheet taped to the wall, he glanced his eyes over the writing.

"RULE ONE: THE DOCTOR LIES. XXX"

Blaine sighed and walked back into the TARDIS. He stolled up the steps and sat on the chair near the console.

"Are you alright?" The Doctor asked, already flicking switches on the console.

Blaine sighed, then nodded with a small smile. "Yeah, I guess I only saw her for a couple of weeks a year anyway. It's not like she was that big a part of my life. Especially the last three years."

The Doctor stopped and stared at Blaine. He walked over beside him and sighed.

"I know what it feels like.. To lose someone close to you, but you're lucky, you know that?"

"How so?"

"Because," The Doctor smiled, "River's not lost. She left a note, she escaped meaning she's out there looking for me, while I'm looking for her. We will bump into each other eventually."

Blaine smiled. "You're right."

"I know I am. Now, to get your Kurt, friend, person!"

"Is he really in danger?"

"Not if we get to him first!"

The Doctor went back to flicking his switches, pressing his buttons and twirling around the console before running straight out the door, Blaine not far behind.

"Kurt!" Blaine called, running into his room, "Kurt, we've got to go. Now."

"To Breadsticks?" Kurt asked completely in shock, ten different outfits piled on his bed. "But the date wasn't for another two hours!"

"Not Breadsticks, away. Away from Lima, away from Ohio."

"Is this some kind of surprise proposal? Blaine, calm down, what's wrong?"

"I don't know exactly, but there's some kind of alien, a bad alien.. I don't know, The Doctor knows what's going on. We can ask him." He grabbed Kurt's hand and led him into the garden where the TARDIS was stood.

"The Doctor?" Kurt asked, "Doctor Who?"