Jack rolls over onto his side and stares at Ianto "Well, how was it? Was it everything you imagined?"

"Erm ... yeah. Sort of." Ianto cleared his throat, not quite meeting Jack's eyes but still attempting a reassuring smile. "It was ... nice."

"Nice? What do you mean nice? You just had sex with Captain Jack Harkness, intergalactic playboy of the Galaxy's and it was only nice?" Jack says looking at him with confusion

Ianto turned on his side, facing away from the dumbstruck Captain, trying to hide his smirk. "Maybe ... you just ... didn't know the buttons to push ..." he suggested

Jack looks at him flabbergasted "Ianto,I have had sex over a thousand different times, with thousands of different species. I think i know how to do it"

"Of course you do, Jack." Ianto said, almost patronizing in his tone. "I just ... I suppose ... was expecting ..." he trailed off.

"What? What were you expecting?" Jack says really wanting to know whats wrong

Ianto screwed up his face to stop from laughing, almost burying his head in the pillow, unable to draw breath to reply as the Captain began asking questions.

"Ianto...Tell me what was wrong?" he whines "I didn't do a lot of stuff because this was your first time." Jack sighs and sits up in bed to get a better look at Ianto "Please tell me

"Well ..." Ianto cleared his throat. "... the whole fact you're a bottom came as a bit of a surprise ..."

Jack blushes a bit "OK besides that, What else...?"

"The love bite was very ... toothy ..."

"Well that's why it's called a love 'bite' " he says rolling his eyes

"Yeah but ... there was too much tooth and not enough suck. Didn't anyone ever tell you that " Ianto turned onto his back, lying there and looking up at Jack, schooling his features

Jack shakes his head. He sits there in silence for a few minute "In fact your the only one that complained about having sex with me" jack says staring at him

"Yep. It's definitely my fault." smirked Ianto, sitting up and leaning in to kiss him. "No blame can lie with me that you've gotten ... rusty ..."

"I am not! I bet I can pull anyone in off the streets, have sex with them, and they'll say it's the best they ever had!" Jack says getting angry

"Woahhhh!" Ianto soothed. "Calm down ... I was only joking ... I didn't realize you were so ... insecure ..."

Jack pouts a bit "I'm not insecure about myself Ianto Jones. I'm perfectly fine with myself because you don't know what good sex is"

Ianto smiled, laughing a little on his outward breath, watching Jack's tousled hair move with the air. "Hmm ... do I know You said you ... missed a few things out ... "

"Ya because I was only going easy on you since it was your first time" Jack says laying back in bed

Ianto moved with him, lying on his side with his head propped up on his hand. He placed his other hand on Jack's chest and rubbed small, soothing circles, smiling to himself. "Yeah "

"Yeah, I'm way better than that. You can ask anyone I shagged"he says relaxing a bit at Ianto's touch

"Ask I only get to 'ask' " Ianto pouted, kissing his shoulder.

"You can let them join us if you want. But they'll tell you I'm brilliant in bed" Jack smiles

"I was thinking more ... a private, practical demonstration ..." Ianto bit his lip suggestively.

"Are you sure Mr. Jones? It might be to much for you to handle..." Jack says teasing him