This was not the way I planned, not my intention

"I got so crazed when I first saw you", is what he mentioned

It's not what I should do, I could get a suspension

I am compelled to you, you are a sensation!

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I kissed the Joker, and I liked it!

The taste of his blood red lipstick

I kissed the Joker just to try it

Hope my peers don't mind it

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It felt so wrong, it felt so right

Hope he don't kill me tonight

I kissed the Joker and I liked it!

I liked it!

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No I don't know who to blame, except that beautiful boy

I'm his experimental game, his lovely little toy

It's not what sane girls do, busting out their psycho boyfriends

Collegues are so confused, can't even comprehend!

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I aided Mistah J and I liked it!

The taste of his blood red lipstick

I aided Mistah J just to try it

Hope the police don't mind it.

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It felt so wrong, it felt so right

Guess he won't kill me tonight

I aided the Joker and I liked it!

I liked it!

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Mistah J's so magical

Laughing, Leering, so invincible

Hard to resist, so lovable

Chaotic enough to love it

It's what he wants, I want to submit

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I'm with Mistah J and I like it

It's crazy that I must admit it

I'm with Mistah J just to try it

Hope Gotham don't mind it

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Screw what is wrong, I see what is right

Because now I'm in love tonight

I kissed the Joker because I liked it.

I liked it!


I came into my dorm one day to my roommate playing "I kissed a girl" while I was thinking about Harley Quinn, and this is the product of it.