Our story today begins in a large and luscious forest and the elite team of Shepards marching through the expanse.
"Hey Chrom, I got a joke for you," informed our star tactician.
"Sure, what is it Robin?"
Robin giggled a bit then said, "How many times do you need to screw the Exalts daughter to get her pregnant?"
Chrom mindlessly paused for a bit and asked, "How many?"
Robin answered with a devilish grin, "Only once."
Chrom's eyes widen at the sudden realization of the joke's meaning (Chrom was never too intelligent was he?) he turned around a saw a madly blushing Lucina with a slightly
larger than normal belly.
"You motherfu-"
"You mean daughterfucker?" Robin quickly retorted and ran into a mad dash.
"Get back here you defiler!"
[Deeper in the forest]
Robin laughing like a madman, easily out runs a highly agitated Chrom giving chase with his legendary fabled sword in hand.
"Get back here!"
Robin climbs one of the adjacent trees.
"Get down here or I will rip this tree down!" yelled the angry ruler.
"Wait Chrom, it was just a prank I swear!" quickly explained the grand tactician.
"What?"
" I swear on my life!"
Chrom's face changed to an all too friendly smile.
"Well you can come down now lover boy," Chrom said with a sultry tone and seductive face.
"Excuse me?" said an interrupting Lucina.
"Uh we can explain Lucina," said a red faced Robin.
"Dad you cheated on mom with Robin!"
Chrom said stupidly, "Of course I did Robin is the only one for me!"
[At the camp.]
"Robin and Chrom lived happily ever after, wow this is the best fanfic ever!" said Lucina with a proud, shit eating grin on her face.
"Now to put my sexy naked Robin picture on the front and-"
"What are you doing," said an nearby Robin.
"Ummm, battle strategy?"
Robin quickly snatched the book and began to read.
"Oh my Naga, you wrote this?" Robin exclaimed. "I gotta show this to Chrom.
Before Robin could leave the tent, Lucina whipped out Falchion and stabbed her love interest in the spine.
"I'm sorry my love." And with that Robin's dead body fell to the ground.
"Well since he's dead….." Lucina quickly ripped her clothes off and-"
"OH GOD!" Robin quickly woke up from his horrifying nightmare. "Jeeze, I gotta stop think all this crazy crap before bed.