Okay, so one day after lunch, my friends Wings and my BGF Finn and I were sitting and talking. Wings make a comment about Fairies and Edward Cullen, which led to this. So, from the mind of Finn,(with some extra stuff by me) here are some edits to the Twilight scripts.
WHAT YOU SEE:
Bella: I know what you are.
Edward: Say it. Say it out loud.
Bella: A vampire.
WHAT IT REALLY IS:
Bella: I know what you are.
Edward: Say it. Say it out loud.
Bella: A vampire.
Edward: NO! I'M A FAIRY! WHY DON'T YOU PEOPLE SEE THAT! I LIVE IN THE FOREST! I SPARKLE! AND YET YOU SAY I'M A VAMPIRE?(Spreads sparkly wings and flies off crying.)
Bella: Yeesh. Talk about sensitive. Jacob!
Jacob(entering from stage left): Yeah. We fight fairies. Not vampires. And we don't turn into wolves. We turn into chihuahuas. (Turns into small brown chihuahua.)
Bella: Wow. This sucks. Whatever happened to vampires vs werewolves?
SCENE
I know. Stupid. This shows what we do in our free time. Review?