dafnum strode thru the runed world and thinks to himself. "i defend this place from thos who want to kill the beat" suddenly a scribe came up to gim and said. "i have a messagen for a uh dafnum" "that is me" said dafnum. " a man named the beat beater wans to kill all music especilly dubstep! the scribe said. "i will beat that beat beatdt!" dafnum said and winked abecause of the pun. he walks into the mist for baytle and pulls out his dubs sword and wubs shield. "come on out beat beater! " suddenly a guy came from this forest. he had red and blackc hair. "i am anonymous!" he said(this is me :)) "i am a huge fin qnd will protect the dubs and wubs with you!" anon said. "no little one too much danger is afoot." dafnum said. "plz i will behayve!" anon said. a-ik but dont die" danfum said. so they walked for a lot of meters and i mean a lot! thyr had to bond cause it eould but wierd if they didnt. "hey lil bid." dafnum said and fuffled anons hair. he giggled. "youre like the dad i never had dafnum!" anon aaid. so to celebrate dafnum opened his mouth and bknzo got em 2015 remaster flew out! we had a mini dance party and so much fun was had! layer we went to the goverment building and i changed my real bame to dafnum jr! but my internet name was still anonymous so lets just keeep calling me that. we rhen went to face the wraf of the beat beater. he was a guy with a cloak or some shit. he said "i will kill all music and you 2!" ohno! quick as a bunny we fired out guns but it was no match for his cloak idk what that was made put of but it sure was strong. but dafnum on tfe verge of deaf spit out rem time! the binaural beats made him be forked to dance. we kicked and punched him and he died. we selebratdd our victory by singing a new duet between dafnm and dafnum jr dubs and wubs! it hit all the top charts in the world and dafnum got a billion plays on spundcloud! the end