Divination Notes
Disclaimer: We do not own the mauraders, Lily included.
If anyone already did this, this is just our version of it, okay. If you guys didn't guess, these notes were passed during divination.
My Dearest Moony,
Mister Padfoot would like to ask if Mister Moony would be so kind to shut up as he is trying to gaze in his stupid crystal ball.
My Beloved Padfoot,
Mister Moony would be happy to shut up after he asks Mister Padfoot something. Has Mister Padfoot seen anything in his stupid crystal ball?
My Dearest Moony,
Mister Padfoot is so regretfully admitting that he has not seen a damn thing inside his stupid crystal ball.
My Beloved Padfoot,
Mister Moony would like to ask Mister Padfoot to look up from his stupid crystal ball and look at Mister Prongs. He is so thoughtfully looking at Lily Evans.
My Dearest Moony,
We must badger Mister Prongs for this.
My Beloved Padfoot,
Mister Moony thoroughly agrees.
Our Darling Prongs,
Misters Padfoot and Moony would like to announce that they have indeed caught Mister Prongs gazing at Miss Lily Evans.
Misters Padfoot and Moony,
Mister Prongs denies all charges of looking at Lily Evans and not his stupid crystal ball. Thank you very much.
Our Darling Prongs,
Misters Padfoot and Moony can thoroughly see that Mister Prongs was gazing not at Miss Lily Evans and not his stupid crystal ball.
Our Darling Prongs,
Mister Prongs was looking at Lily Evans.
Misters Prongs and Moony,
Mister Prongs was looking at his stupid crystal ball.
Our Darling Prongs,
Lily Evans.
Misters Padfoot and Moony,
Stupid crystal ball.
Our Darling Prongs,
Lily Evans.
Misters Padfoot and Moony,
Stupid crystal ball!
Our Darling Prongs,
LILY EVANS!!!!
Misters of Padfoot and Moony,
STUPID CRYSTAL BALL!!
Misters Padfoot, Moony, and Prongs,
Miss Lily Evans would like to state that she doesn't care who Mister Prongs is staring at, and would like you all to shut up.
Miss Lily Evans,
Misters Padfoot and Moony would like to state that Mister Prongs was indeed staring at you, and we will only shut up when he admits it.
Misters Padfoot ant Moony,
Mr. Prongs will never admit that he was looking at Miss Lily Evans. He would also like to state that his stupid crystal ball is now showing Misters Padfoot and Moony being attacked by a hippogriff. Not that they deserve it.
Mister Prongs,
Miss Lily Evans would like to state that she frequently gazes at Mister Prongs, and should not be ashamed to admit that he does the same.
Miss Lily Evans,
Although Mister Prongs is thoroghly flattered that Miss Lily Evans gazes at Mister Prongs, he will never admit to Misters Padfoot and Moony, he would rather snog Severus Snape.
Mister Prongs,
Lily Evans would like to ask Mister Prongs if he will admit it to her?
Miss Lily Evans,
Mister Prongs will bashfully admit to Miss Lily Evans that he does to guilty charges often gazes at Miss Lily Evans at not his stupid crystal ball.
Mister Prongs,
Miss Lily Evans is thoroghly flattered.
Miss Lily Evans,
Mister Prongs would like to ask Lily Evans to not breath a word of this coversation.
Mister Prongs,
Lily Evans mouth is shut.
Miss Lily Evans,
Thank you.
Mister Prongs,
Your welcome.
Mister and Misses,
Misters Padfoot and Moony would like to know if Misters and Misses Prongs are done passing notes, as Mister Padfoot would like to say somthing.
Mister Padfoot,
And what might that be? Mister Prongs would like to know.
Mister Prongs,
Mister Padfoot has seen somethingin his stupid crystal ball.
Mister Padfoot,
And what would that be?
Mister Prongs,
Fog.
Mister Padfoot,
Facinating. Who would have thought?
Mister Prongs,
Surly not I.
Mister Padfoot,
Nor would I.
Misters Padfoot and Prongs,
Mister Moony would like to know if Lily Evans has an Inner Eye. And if she does I suggest you not clog it.
Mister Moony,
Miss Lily Evans does infact have no Inner Eye and thinks that Professor Trelawny should stick it up her ass.
Miss Lily Evans,
Mister Moony thoroughly agrees.
Miss Lily Evans,
As does Mister Prongs and Padfoot. Mister Prongs would also like to point out that he has caught Mister Wormtail (who has left for some reason) was gazing at Rita Skeeter.
Mister Prongs,
I think everyone will agree with me when I say "EW!"
Miss Lily Evans,
To true. Mister Prongs will be thoroughly disappointed if Mister Wormtail does not come to his senses. I find myself quite intellegent compared to the lumbering fool that is Mister Wormtail.
My Most Loving (Evans and Prongs) Friends,
Mister Moony would like to point out that class is over.
"Oh"
A.N. Very sorry to anyone who ever used this idea. If anyone would like to help us with the next chapter, give us ideas in reveiws. We hope that everyone had fun reading this. Look for more houmoruse stories soon. See ya.
Disclaimer: We do not own the mauraders, Lily included.
If anyone already did this, this is just our version of it, okay. If you guys didn't guess, these notes were passed during divination.
My Dearest Moony,
Mister Padfoot would like to ask if Mister Moony would be so kind to shut up as he is trying to gaze in his stupid crystal ball.
My Beloved Padfoot,
Mister Moony would be happy to shut up after he asks Mister Padfoot something. Has Mister Padfoot seen anything in his stupid crystal ball?
My Dearest Moony,
Mister Padfoot is so regretfully admitting that he has not seen a damn thing inside his stupid crystal ball.
My Beloved Padfoot,
Mister Moony would like to ask Mister Padfoot to look up from his stupid crystal ball and look at Mister Prongs. He is so thoughtfully looking at Lily Evans.
My Dearest Moony,
We must badger Mister Prongs for this.
My Beloved Padfoot,
Mister Moony thoroughly agrees.
Our Darling Prongs,
Misters Padfoot and Moony would like to announce that they have indeed caught Mister Prongs gazing at Miss Lily Evans.
Misters Padfoot and Moony,
Mister Prongs denies all charges of looking at Lily Evans and not his stupid crystal ball. Thank you very much.
Our Darling Prongs,
Misters Padfoot and Moony can thoroughly see that Mister Prongs was gazing not at Miss Lily Evans and not his stupid crystal ball.
Our Darling Prongs,
Mister Prongs was looking at Lily Evans.
Misters Prongs and Moony,
Mister Prongs was looking at his stupid crystal ball.
Our Darling Prongs,
Lily Evans.
Misters Padfoot and Moony,
Stupid crystal ball.
Our Darling Prongs,
Lily Evans.
Misters Padfoot and Moony,
Stupid crystal ball!
Our Darling Prongs,
LILY EVANS!!!!
Misters of Padfoot and Moony,
STUPID CRYSTAL BALL!!
Misters Padfoot, Moony, and Prongs,
Miss Lily Evans would like to state that she doesn't care who Mister Prongs is staring at, and would like you all to shut up.
Miss Lily Evans,
Misters Padfoot and Moony would like to state that Mister Prongs was indeed staring at you, and we will only shut up when he admits it.
Misters Padfoot ant Moony,
Mr. Prongs will never admit that he was looking at Miss Lily Evans. He would also like to state that his stupid crystal ball is now showing Misters Padfoot and Moony being attacked by a hippogriff. Not that they deserve it.
Mister Prongs,
Miss Lily Evans would like to state that she frequently gazes at Mister Prongs, and should not be ashamed to admit that he does the same.
Miss Lily Evans,
Although Mister Prongs is thoroghly flattered that Miss Lily Evans gazes at Mister Prongs, he will never admit to Misters Padfoot and Moony, he would rather snog Severus Snape.
Mister Prongs,
Lily Evans would like to ask Mister Prongs if he will admit it to her?
Miss Lily Evans,
Mister Prongs will bashfully admit to Miss Lily Evans that he does to guilty charges often gazes at Miss Lily Evans at not his stupid crystal ball.
Mister Prongs,
Miss Lily Evans is thoroghly flattered.
Miss Lily Evans,
Mister Prongs would like to ask Lily Evans to not breath a word of this coversation.
Mister Prongs,
Lily Evans mouth is shut.
Miss Lily Evans,
Thank you.
Mister Prongs,
Your welcome.
Mister and Misses,
Misters Padfoot and Moony would like to know if Misters and Misses Prongs are done passing notes, as Mister Padfoot would like to say somthing.
Mister Padfoot,
And what might that be? Mister Prongs would like to know.
Mister Prongs,
Mister Padfoot has seen somethingin his stupid crystal ball.
Mister Padfoot,
And what would that be?
Mister Prongs,
Fog.
Mister Padfoot,
Facinating. Who would have thought?
Mister Prongs,
Surly not I.
Mister Padfoot,
Nor would I.
Misters Padfoot and Prongs,
Mister Moony would like to know if Lily Evans has an Inner Eye. And if she does I suggest you not clog it.
Mister Moony,
Miss Lily Evans does infact have no Inner Eye and thinks that Professor Trelawny should stick it up her ass.
Miss Lily Evans,
Mister Moony thoroughly agrees.
Miss Lily Evans,
As does Mister Prongs and Padfoot. Mister Prongs would also like to point out that he has caught Mister Wormtail (who has left for some reason) was gazing at Rita Skeeter.
Mister Prongs,
I think everyone will agree with me when I say "EW!"
Miss Lily Evans,
To true. Mister Prongs will be thoroughly disappointed if Mister Wormtail does not come to his senses. I find myself quite intellegent compared to the lumbering fool that is Mister Wormtail.
My Most Loving (Evans and Prongs) Friends,
Mister Moony would like to point out that class is over.
"Oh"
A.N. Very sorry to anyone who ever used this idea. If anyone would like to help us with the next chapter, give us ideas in reveiws. We hope that everyone had fun reading this. Look for more houmoruse stories soon. See ya.