The Worst

A Transformers Fan fic

Chapter One: Washing Bee

Summary: When Kitna leaves on a trip, she takes Sideswipe with her and leaves Sunstreaker with Sam, who isn't the best of friends with the cobalt blue autobot. It's just two weeks, how much trouble could he be?

Rating: M for Sunstreaker, Sideswipe, and other's dirty mouths and explicit content.

Genre: Action, Comedy

"Are you ready?" The Hyperactive yellow camero replied happily. He drove circles around the african american girl excitedly. The girl laughed as she stepped foward.

"Yeah." She smiled. Sam ruffled his messy dirty blonde hair.

"Geez. When I try to give him a bath, he always drives away." He sighed as he watched the girl walk into his house. Bumblebee finally parked into Sam's driveway. "I'm jealous." Sam smiled as he patted his best friend's hood. Sam then walked onto his front porch and picked up the soap, car wax,and two white buckets. The girl walked outside with some sponges in hand.

"No need to be." She smiled. Both Bumblebee and Sam stared at her. She was wearing a sky blue tank top with some short white shorts. She had her fluffy black hair a ponytail. She laughed as she walked towards the male duo.

"You might wanna close your mouth before it collects flies, Sammie!" She giggled as she strutted past him to the front of Bumblebee. She lightly caressed the front of Bumble's hood. Bumblebee let out a soft purr of estacy as he shivered from the pleasure.

"Alright! No need to show off, Kit." Sam sighed. " I get the point. Bee likes you more." Bee revved his engine in agreement. Sam patted his back window. " But I know you love me more." He grinned.

" What's love got to do with it." Bumblebee played through his speakers as he rolled up his windows to prepare for his wash. Sam hung his head down in defeat as Kitna laughed. Kitna picked up the green watering hose and gently sprayed Bumblebee with a cool wave of water. The sun created a beautiful spectrum of light on the water as it slid off of the autobot and dripped onto the warm concrete of the driveway. Bumblebee shivered as he then felt the soft bubbles run across his hood.

"You. Should. Sing. for. me." Bumblebee said, by mixing a bunch of newscasts together. Sam poked his head up from Bee's back tires and smiled. Kitna shook her head.

"I agree with Bee." Sam grinned. He had always enjoyed hearing her sing from recordings that the twins had let him listen to. At first he couldn't believe that was Kitna. The voice sounded so angelic, he could understand why the twins and Bumblebee seemed to be under a trance while listening to it.

"Wait, how have you heard me?" Kitna stopped and turned the water off. Sam then whistled out loud and he turned away from her trying to avoid the question. Eventually, he turned back round and looked at her.

" Your twins." He finally said. Kitna stared in disbelief. "But you're amazing Kit!" Sam said. Kitna shook her head, smiling. She then attempted to spray Sam with the watering hose but Bumblebee's back windows blocked her attack. Sam laughed as he saw his friend attack on him fail. He stuck the sponge in the bucket and tossed it at Kitna as it hit her in her head. Kitna gave Sam a serious look that promised death then she laughed as she tried to spray him again. Sam rolled to Bumblebee's front tires, evading her water attack again.

" Working at the carwash." The camaro played, trying to get the attention back to him. The two humans looked at each other and bursted out laughing. Kitna then opened her mouth and started to sing for the two boys.

"Some of the work gets kinda hard,

This aint no place to be if you plan on bein' a star

Let me tell you it's always cool

And the boss don't mind sometimes if you're acting a fool."

Kitna swayed her body as she washed Bumblebee. Sam nodded his head with the her voice and Bumbleebee slowly started to rock and play the radio with Kitna's voice.

"Well those cars never stop coming

Keep those rags and machines humming

Work Work Work

My fingers to the bone"

Sam tapped his foot with his car and his best friend's singing. Kitna then began to scrub his hubcaps.

"We're almost done Bee!" Sam said as he picked up the two buckets and placed them at the top of the driveway near the garage door. He then picked up the large container of car wax, opened it, and walked towards Bumbleebee. "Now it's your favorite part..." Sam said, his voice full of sarcasm. Bumblebee then slowly began to back out of the driveway. Kitna took notice of the autobot's retreat. She covered her mouth with her hand and giggled. Sam sighed. He knew that Bumbleebee hated the waxing more than the actual wash.

"See, I told you that he hates this!" He said exasperadly.

"Maybe you I need to wax him. You don't have that woman's touch." Kitna winked.

"He's not gonna stay still. He won't let Mikaela wax him either."

"It's worth a try. Remember I have two Lamborghini's who shiver like big dogs when I wash them." Kitna said, playfully snatching the wax out of Sam's hand. She then proudly strutter towards Bumblebee, who by then was about to pull off.

"C'mere Bee." She said sweetly. Bumblebee held his position. "Please?" She said in an almost child-like voice. Bumblebee hestitantly drove towards her. Kitna then held the wax container infront of her.

"You don't like this stuff?"

"No No No." The autobot scout's radio played as the human female walked closer to him.

"It's okay, darlin'. Whatever Sam did to make you not like it, I won't do it. I promise." She reassured the yellow autobot scout. She looked over at Sam when she mentioned his name.

Sam shrugged his shoulders. Bumblebee felt a little better. Kitna then proceeded to gently massage the wax into his hood. After a few minutes, Kitna had finished with Bumblebee and smiled proudly. Sam then walked over to the girl and placed a hand on her shoulder.

"I'm not gonna ask how you did it but thanks." Kitna smiled.

"Now, I need a favor from you." Sam's smile faded. He didn't like where this was going. The last favor she asked for it was to fill in for her at a women's conflict meeting that Mikaela had signed her up for. He had to dress like a female and everything. Luckily for them both, the lady over the whole meeting didn't know that Kitna was black.

"What is it?" Sam asked. Kitna turned to face him and played with his hair. He definately didn't like where it was going. She only played with his hair as a way to let him know that he's not going to like the favor.

"I need you to watch Sunstreaker. It's for a two week mission for the autobots." Kitna said all in one breath. Sam sighed with relief. Kitna smiled.

"Okay. I will but you know he doesn't like me." Sam said. "Did you tell him?"

Kitna whistled and looked away from Sam. He then turned her back around to face him.

"You didn't tell him?"

"I was going to!"

"After you asked me?"

"Right." Sam shook his head. He couldn't believe what he was hearing. Sunstreaker was going to blow up completely. This was going to be a long two weeks.

Welp, this is a new story on Substreakser's life with Sam when his person that he's guarding, leaves on a trip. Hope you guys like it.

Songs used: (In this order.)

At the Carwash- Missy Elliot & Christina Algilera

Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen