YUGI: HI IM YUGI
ASH: HI IM ASH
KENSHEEN: WE R GOIN A HAVE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNN!!1!1!!!1!!!11
CATHY: I CAN WAIT
ARTHUR: ME NETHER
BILL NYE THE SCENCE GUY: ME 2
KENSHEN: I LIKE SWORD
KENSHEN USES SWRD ON YUGI
YUGI GET MAD
Kenshin goes into Battousai mode and beats the shit out of Yugi.
As yugi is lying in a bloody pulp, Kenshin proceeds to slice Pikachu in half.
ASH: **sniff** Noooooooo!!!!!!
Kenshin pulls out a stick and beats Ash senseless. Kenshin then went and picked on Tokyo Tower for a while cause that's where all the crazy evil guys hang out.
Anyway, before we waste our time comparing the fact that they don't even exist in the same time periods, let's move to another scene.
Here random unnamed characters were standing around waiting for their inevitable doom which came in precisely 5.3 seconds when a monstrous explosion blew them into smithereenies.
CD-RW- I LIEK YOUU
PAPER- ME HOT YOU
KRISTEN- OOOH EEEEE
DAN- OMG I...AHHHH
::EVERY1 LOOKS UP::
PAPER- OMG TEH RED IS FALING
KRISTEN- I LURV RED
CATHY- WHER R I?
CD-RW- WHEEE!
LIL RED RIDIN HO- U SESSY PAPR!
PAPER- SO IS U
SPIEK: OMFG DIS IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOKOOOOJGOO EXSITNG
Pwnage Monkey: What the fuck is this??
Pwnage Monkey grabs an Uzi and wipes out all this characters that are obviously retarded because of too many drugs and not enough hugs when they were kids.
Anyway, often on another planet, a group of killer anime fangirls, (A.K.A. otakus of DEATH) were planning on invading America.
The power of otakus is all-powerful except against intercontinental ballistic missiles which were currently at the shop for repair so the otakus were invading.
UNNAMED SOLDIER 1: THERE'S TOO MANY!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
(He was glomped to death)
The otakus ran around glomping people...
RANDOM PERSON 5263: OH GOD NO!! GLOMPING!! OH THE INHUMANITY!!
*back to Paper and others*
CD-RW- I PAPR LURV. ME DEAD IS
PAPER- ME CD-RW LURV. KRISTEN KEWLLLLL
CATHY- WE ME DEAD
::ASH COMES::
ASH- US LET DESTROY WORLD
EVERY1- YAYY]
FAT OPERA LADY- NO AHHH KILL I
::STABBBY STABBBBB:
CATHY- DRUGGGGSSSS ::EATS COCAINE::
KRISTEN- ME WUNT BABY BAK RIBSS
CD-RW- ::KILL CATHY N KRISTEN:: DRRUUGGGGGSSS
PAPR- ??
ASH- DUNT KILL ME
::KILL WORLD::
::All readers thus are forced to throw their hands up in despair and to jog away from their computers.::
Random Reader: Holy shit.
Random Reader #2: Heh, you know what would be really funny? If someone was actually stupid enough to post this on the internet. And if someone was actually stupid enough to read it.
Random Reader: ...Like us?
Random Reader #2: Shut the hell up, biz-natch. I PWNZ J00ER SAD LIEF
WHAT ILL HAPPEN!?!? OMGGGGGGG IM HURTIN MESEF OMG LOL!!!!!!!11!!1 PLEAZ REVEW