Disclaimer: The Avengers belongs to Marvel; I don't own anything.

This series of small stories are going to focus more on the dialogue and the use of your own imagination more than anything. The descriptions are not very detailed and pretty much only tell you who's talking and it's going to be pretty much like that through this entire series (If it keeps going, this might just a simple one time thing) so if you're okay with that you're in for a wild ride. I plan these things to only be extremely short and simple; no complex ideas are going into this masterpiece :).

Chapter 1: The Remote

Thor and Loki were sitting on the living room couch; one had his elbow folded over the arm rest while the other had his hands in his lap.

"I have seen Stark use this to produce a flashing light on that over there." Thor pointed to the TV.

Loki turned his head, "Real theatre is better."

"We must do our best to learn of the times, Brother; it is important to fit in."

Loki sat up, "If becoming mortals is what you're implying, I'd rather be impaled by our sister several times over-"

"Loki, no." Thor narrowed his eyes in response to Loki's comment.

Silence fell between them until Thor nearly threw the remote.

"How does this device work." Thor had rotate the rectangle remote in his hand.

"You have to push the buttons." Loki pointed.

"Which button-"

"No, don't hit it, you have to press it gently."

"I AM PRESSING IT GENTLY; IT'S NOT WORKING."

"What are you doing." Steve Rogers walked in the room while Thor and Loki stared at him innocently.

"We're trying to make the rectangle screen turn joyous with color and provide us entertainment, but this…" Thor flicked the remote dangerously. "Has chosen to be difficult."

"Wait, let me try." Steve reached down but Thor pulls the remote back to him.

"No; I will make this demon work."

"Am I rubbing off on you, Brother?" Loki smiled slyly.

Steves pointed to the remote with a hint of impatience in his tone, "It's a remote."

"What's remote." Thor asked seriously.

"That."

"Does he mean an area distant from here." Thor turned to Loki, whispering.

Loki's eyes raised, "What, such as the time I betrayed you and stranded you on a faraway planet?"

"Loki, that is every time."

"Wait, no, no, that's not what that means." Steve waved his hands, attempting to grab the remote, again.

"He could mean something that is unlikely to occur." Loki suggested back.

"So like our forgotten banished sister coming back to rule over Asgard." Thor turned his head.

"Yes, like that." Loki nodded.

Steve pointed at the remote, "No, I think you have to press that red button and then the TV goes on."

"Look I push it gently and it chooses to stay blank." Thor pressed it again to show Steve.

Loki sighed, raising his hand, his eyes set, "I will take care of this."

"Brother-"

"I cannot take this."

"Loki-"

"I WILL NOT BE HUMILIATED BY THIS LOW LIFE PEASANTRY."

"LOKI, NO-"

A sudden flash on the screen and the TV turned on. Tony had turned on the TV by hitting the power button and everyone turned to look at him in shock, "You're welcome."

-xXx-

See; short and simple. Very simple. If you'd like to keep these going (or if you do want me to add a little more detail to the scenes), then say something :). If I do decide to write more than it might be a little slow to update because I'm in the middle of writing a One Piece fic at the moment. Well, that's it for now-bye :D ~Papa Sasuke