April fools special! It's a little late, but that's because my sister encouraged me to do and it took a while to finish up.
Roy Mustang sat in his office with Riza Hawkeye. It was April fools day. Ed had already pranked everyone in the office, and Roy and Riza were waiting for theirs.
Well, at least Roy was. Everyone knew Ed would never prank Riza-the almighty gun expert. Roy then handed Riza a soda can.
"I thought you might be thirsty." Roy said. Riza smiled.
"That's very considerate of you sir." She opened the can and out popped a bunch of confetti. Roy laughed and shouted, "April fools!"
Riza's usual mask was broken. She was shocked. First, she didn't know the date. Second, she didn't celebrate it.
Riza didn't like that one bit. I am going to kill him! Thought Riza. Then she began plotting at her small desk.
Roy didn't pay attention to her, instead he was sleeping. Not doing his paperwork, as usual. Riza walked up to him with her gun.
"COLONEL MUSTANG!" Riza shouted, enough for Edward to hear and walk-more like run-into the room. Roy jumped up and looked at Riza.
Riza then shot Roy's foot. Roy screamed, and Ed was shocked, but they soon realized, "It was just blanks, sir." Riza said smiling a small smile. Ed then proceeded to laugh his ass off.
Thought it was pretty funny, my sister did too. Sorry this is really late ^^'