It was a quiet night in Gotham during the patrol.
Until….
"Release me this instant Drake!" Robin yelled at the boy who was holding him from behind by his cape. "Release me or I will kill you!"
The Red Robin scoffed at Robin, not letting go of the hold and keeping the younger off the ground so that his feet only just touched the surface of the rooftop. "I don't think so Dami, this is payback for last night!"
Robin jerked his shoulder to the side, using the momentum to spin himself around since Red Robin was holding him by his cape and launch out a side kick, catching the third boy wonder in the chest. Red Robin let out a groan of pain and released the hold on his brother's cape.
Robin landed on the ground in a crouch. Pushing forward on one knee and kicking his other leg out behind him, successfully kicking Red Robin in the solar plexus.
Red Robin fell back, his spine hitting the gravel like roof hard. His eyes snapped open in anger and he pushed his hands over his shoulder, pulling his knees back and using the force of his two legs, flipped up onto his feet and charged at Robin.
Meanwhile, over at the edge of the rooftop, the two older brothers were watching the two over their shoulders in amusement.
"You know, they're gonna kill each other one day" Red hood noted, looking back over the city his forearm leaning on his knee and the foot on the edge of the rooftop.
"You mean, if you don't kill them first" Nightwing added with a small amused smile on his face. He turned his gaze away from the two robins and continued to swing his legs through the air out of habit, his heels occasionally brushing against the side of the building.
Red Hood scoffed lightly "Nah, they'll kill each other long before I get to strangle them"
Nightwing smirked "Oh really? Well then I suppose there's no point in telling you what they did to your cat"
Red hood stiffened slightly, causing Nightwing to chuckle. "How'd you know I have a-" He suddenly turned and glared down at his older brother "WHAT DID THEY DO!"
Nightwing laughed out loud. "To put it simply, I don't think she'll be licking herself clean for a while…" He glanced over at Red Hood staring at him, practically seeing his eye twitch despite the hood.
"Oh….they're SO DEAD!" Red hood turned on his heel, fist clenched and ready to pummel the two into dust.
Red Robin and Robin froze at the shout and glanced over at him. Red Robin with his bo staff in hand and Robin with his (Unnecessarily) sharp birdarang.
"Uh….what are we dead for?" Red Robin asked.
"Whatever it was, I can guarantee that it was entirely Drake's doing" Robin added, earning a death glare from Red Robin.
"You little-"
"What…" Red Hood's strained whisper just met the two boy's ears. " Did. You. Do. To. My CAT !"
Red Robin chuckled nervously. "Oh…so that's what we're dead for…"
Robin nodded "Again, it was entirely Drakes doing"
"Me?!" Red Robin yelled "You're the one who broke the vase!"
"But it was you who brought out the paint containers"
"You're the one who threw that pickle jar!"
"Yet you are the one who dodged it and caused the vase to be broken"
"But you threw it, meaning it's your fault that it hit the vase and that broken piece made a hole in the paint can!"
"Had you not dodged then the vase would not have been broken, the piece would not have made a hole in the paint canister and Todd's cat would not have been dyed that infernal colour"
"If I didn't dodge I could'a got a concussion!"
"I could live with that"
"You bra-"
"BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP!"
Robin and Red robin cringed, though Robin's was less noticeable. Glancing over at Red Hood, only to see him looking as shocked at them and staring at Nightwing.
Nightwing sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose "Honestly, you're giving me a migraine!"
The two mumbled their apologies as Red Hood placed a hand on Nightwing's shoulder.
"You okay Dickie-bird?"
Nightwing nodded "M'Fine…now I get why Bruce needed a break from those two"
"Yeah, and he stuck us with them" Red Hood groaned.
Nightwing cracked a smile. Only Red Hood's complaining could make him cheer up that fast. "I think we'll survive, besides, he could use the night off"
"Sure, he's probably off proving his title of a playboy right now" Red Hood smirks beneath his mask.
Nightwing rolled his eyes "Only you would think that"
"Oh don't act all innocent, you were thinking it too"
"Thinking what?" Red Robin and Robin both asked at the same time.
Red Hood and Nightwing both felt their faces heat up and coughed out a "Nothing"
Red Robin raised a brow at the two. "Huh?"
"Never mind" Nightwing told him, eager to get away from the awkward topic. "Look, it's getting late…let's head to the east side and stake out there. Nothing's gonna happen here. Robin and Red Robin, you two take the docks. Red Hood and I will take the central area"
Robin scoffed "Oh please Grayson, you just want Todd all for yourself" He joked with a suggestive smirk on his face before jumping off the rooftop and landing on the one across from it, leaving a very red Nightwing.
"Hey, wait up idiot!" Red Robin yelled, chasing after him.
Red Hood chuckled and patted Nightwing on the shoulder.
"Come on Dickie-boy, race ya"
Next Chapter: Courtesy of Cat woman
Haha, I just thought it would be funny if the big bad Red Hood had a pet kitty XD who knows, maybe she'll make an appearance...oh! I just had another idea for a chapter!
P.S. Review! and add any ideas for drabbles and cat names!