Okay , so this is my first Fanfic , enjoy !:D it's a parody BTW and it's Katniss who's speaking in it !:D
It was time for the games , The Cupcake Games !
My eyes were locked on the giant Cupakecopia in the centre of the arena (which was a giant top hat) it was time !
3 2 1...
The siren rangand I began to run but i heard a faint shouting in the distance "Move bitches! Peetas in town !"
All of a sudden Peeta Mellark came driving over in a monster truck "Wut..."
Were my first words as he screeched outside the cupakeopia and grabbed allthe buns and cakes "DADDY'S HOME!"
He screamed before leaping back into the monster truck and driving off . When had left the cupakeopia , eveyone was startled and a few people had been run over and were obviously dead "Well..."
Said the fierce looking girl from 2 "That was interesting"
She continued "You're right..."
Sighed the boy beside her "What do we do now ?!"
Shouted the red head from across the cupakopia.
But before anyone could answer , Peeta was back . "Bitch , i'm fabulous!"
He exclaimed , pelting stale cakes at people and knocking them off the top hat.
"Well ... They're dead"
I sighed "Hey Kat ! Get in!"
Peeta shouted , dragging me into the monster truck before i could argue
"Lets adenture!"
He grinned , scoffing a cake and riding us off the edge of the arena.
"PEETA!WHAT THE HELL?!"
I screamed , as we flew off the rim of the arena .
"It's fine , the hats hovering in mid air, there is a forest underneath "
Peeta grinned as we landed with a thud on the ground "LETS PARTAAAAY!"
Peeta shouted , jumping out the truck and starting to dance before disco lights came on and music started to play "Wyt..."
I asked , wide eyed as a million otherpeople and teddy bears atard dancuing as well , including the tributes that fell off the hat thanks to Peetas stale bread "Party and party and party"
Everyone sang at thesame time , fist pumping at the same time "President Snow , is that you ?!"
I exclaimed , hanging out the truck "Yes it is!"
He shouted before breakdancing "Okaaaaaaay..."
I felt awkward now but not for longas i was pulled out by two random capitol citizens and my face was pushed into a giant cupcake "Why di you do that?!"
I shouted but they had ran away "Just dance , feel free and loose!"
Peeta ordered at me so i began todance , at first slowly but then quicker and quicker and quicker and quicker "Yeah thats it!"
Peeta clapped his hands and synchronized with me and before i knew it , everyone was doing my jiggly , hip spinning , jumpy , awkward hippo dance
We danced until the world ended.
*creepy smile*
*shoots arrow at flaming cupcake in awesome movie type manner*
Yeah ... IDK either ...