A/N: Guess what kiddies? BoredNeko is back! With 7 SenKiri one-shots! All the prompts were given to me by Jill, who inspired (forced the plot bunnies into my head for) n00b. Hope you enjoy them!

Disclaimer: I can only wish that I owned Tennis no Ohjisama.

"Oh, look at THAT piece of ass." Kirihara Akaya groaned, straightened up, and slumped down on the counter.

"WHY do you insist on doing that?' he asked his co-workers, blowing wavy black locks out of his eyes.

"Because there is nothing in their pitiful lives that amuses them more than watching you turn bright red." Echizen Ryoma- a waiter at the Black Cat- answered, as the other two working there giggled.

"But Kirihara-chan," Fuji Syuusuke drawled, "don't you love us?"

Akaya opened his mouth to make a very Not Nice reply, when a bell jangled, signaling the arrival of a costumer. From that point on, the coffee shop was busy. Ryoma and Syuusuke ran from table to table (well, Ryoma ran, Fuji glided), serving food, while Akaya made coffee as fast as possible, and Yukimura Seichii manned the cash register. All four let out a sigh of relief when the door clanged shut for the last time.

"Hallelujah." Ryoma muttered, slumping down on a barstool. "It's finished." The others snorted. Black Cat made most of its money from morning rush hour. Lunch and dinner were quiet affairs.

The little group began to separate, each having their own affairs. Tables were cleaned, the counter was wiped, and food was put into the oven. The two younger teens finished up some last minute homework, while begging Fuji and Yukimura for answers.

The bell jangled once again. Kirihara hissed softly, angry that he wasn't able to finish the comic's section of the paper first. "Can I help you?" he asked, looking up. His jaw almost dropped. Standing in front of him was the most gorgeous redhead on the face of the planet. With green eyes, and a slender build, this guy was HAWT.

"Uh…Yeah. I'm Sengoku. Sengoku Kiyosumi. My roommate, Jin, usually get his coffee here? Anyway, he had to tutor some kid today, and he asked me to get his coffee. Unfortunately, he didn't tell me what he wanted… Would you happen to know?"

"Sure, Jin's a regular here anyway." The coffee was made, handed over, and about to be paid for. But, as Sengoku dug out the money Jin gave him, he blinked.

"No? And I've got no change…" He rolled his eyes. "Typical." An apologetic grin. "What can I give you instead? Ah! I know!"

Akaya had all of three seconds to process what was going on, before Sengoku swooped in, and pressed a teasing, chaste kiss on the smaller boy's lips. "…"

"Bye!" The redhead called, heading out.

"JesusAllahBuddha…" Kiri pressed a hand to his lips, before turning to look at his shocked coworkers. "Did you get a look at THAT piece of ass?"

A/N: There was a lot of vague references to things in this drabble… Who can find them all?