Sora walked onto the stage.
"Umm.. this isn't the Destiny Islands is it?" He walked to the chair in the middle of the stage and sat down.
"Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars..." the creepy voice said. Sora freaked out. "Sora the keyblade master... He wears ducky pjs..."
"What! I do NOT!" Sora yelled.
"Sora the keyblade master... Is actually wearing a wig right now..."
"I AM NOT! THIS HAIR IS 100 NATURAL! COME DOWN AND FIGHT ME!" Sora summoned his keyblade and held it out.
"Sora the keyblade master... He despises Kairi and wants her to burn and die..."
"I DO NOT!"
"Sora the keyblade master... He puts his underwear on his head and pretends he's a superhero..."
Sora blushed. "I DO NOT! THAT'S IMOSSIBLE FOR ME TO DO! I HAVE SPIKY HAIR, IN CASE YOU DIDN'T NOTICE!"
"What are you going to do? Throw your pjs at me?"
"I'LL KICK YOUR-" a very loud truck went by "THAT'S WHAT I'LL DO!"
"Now you know... Sora the wig and ducky pj wearing Kairi hating superhero pretender..."
"THEY DO NOT! I AM GONNA GET YOU! NOW KAIRI HATES ME!" Sora stalked off, looking for a very mad Kairi.