A/N: Hello this is my first PJO fan fiction. And my first REALLY random one. So please expect randomness! Now get some cookies and read, my little chipmunks, READ!
Really sorry about the last update. Something went wrong and only half was published. Sorry…
Hope you like
One day, Percy was walking around Camp Half-Blood when he saw Reyna eating a goldfish. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" he screamed and pushed her into the lake. Then he picked up the goldfish and threw it in to the lake after Reyna.
Then Annabeth came along doing gangnam style. Ares was running after her in slow-motion saying: "Annabeth! The guinea pigs will eat you!" then a giant ant jumped out of the water and ate him.
Hera teleported into camp and killed the ant. Hestia burnt the camp down because she was cold and wanted to warm up. Then all the campers had no place to live so they got chucked out into the mortal world.
An army of giant ants stampeded the camp doing the Harlem shake. Jack and Rose from Titanic cruised into the Empire State building singing a song from The Lion King.
Reyna showed up riding the Minotaur and hugging a kidnapped Octavian, rode after them shouting "I love you Jack!" (Cue fangirling Reyna) when Rose brought out a Bazooka and shot Octavian.
All the campers went to Sally's house and ate blue chocolate chip cookies.
Paul jumped into the kitchen dragging a unicorn and saying "Annabeth will you marry me!?" Sally and Percy and Hera ran after him, killing him for being unfaithful. Annabeth stayed behind, hyperventilating.
Artemis ran around killing Apollo. (nothing new there then) Hera fell in love with Simon Cowell then, desperaste to impress him, turned into energy and Simon died. Everyone cheered.
The Doctor came in the TARDIS and chucked a little kid wearing a gas mask towards Katie Gardener, who converted into a empty child (watch doctor who, 9th doctor to understand). "Oops" said the Doctor and regenerated into someone who looked like Luke. The demigods didn't realise he had regenerated and thought the Doctor had been Luke all along. They got very angry and killed the Doctor so much there wasn't enough of him to go to the under world. Rose Tyler started crying. Then Pete teleported her over to his world. Hades saw that the doctor didn't go into the underworld so he had an idea and sliced all of the dead people up. The under world was very empty so Hades was fired. He started crying and when he saw Demeter and Persephone was having a party he killed them and had an idea. If he killed everyone he would be able to have his job back. Hades went mental and killed every one but then he killed Percy. Hades, then had every god and demigod and every animal etc. after him. He got locked up in Golden Oak Mental Hospital and met a little girl called Clara. Hades became nicer because he had a friend so he was let out of the hospital with Clara. Hades looked after Clara and made her immortal and they were very happy…..
Then Peeta Mellark came along and ate them all.
Hope you liked this! COOKIES! (::) (::) (::) (::) (::)