I don't own Hamtaro, but I do own the Hamtaro wristband that I am wearing as I type this.
Note : The following is a work of fiction based on ACTUAL happenings concerning REAL hamsters that my friend, Miss Mander, owned. Some details have been altered to enhance the story. The real names of these hamsters have been concealed and changed in order to protect their sad, warp-minded identities. Enjoy! ^.^
Another Note : The happiness of several characters will often be overexaggerated and could at some times seem sarcastic!
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"Hamtaro: Cannibalistic Era"
Chapter 1: Hamtaro's New "Friend"
One happy, sun-shiny day, 5th grade student Laura was skipping oh-so-happily on the sidewalk, making her way home. And just why was she feeling so much more floatier than any other special day? (As if any day could be better than this one!) The cause of this was inside a small cage she carried along with her, which contained a small, grayish colored hamster. Finally! She had a new friend for Hamtaro!
When she arrived home, Laura swung open the door and made her way joyously to her room.
"Hi, Hamtaro," she exclaimed, her brightness shining through her words. "Boy, do I have a surprise for you!"
"Gee whiz, Laura," Hamtaro replied, even though everyone knows hamsters can't be heard by humans! "Whatever could it be?"
"Teehee," giggled Laura. "It's a new friend for you!"
Laura opened up Hamtaro's cage and then the one that she had brought home with her. She then took out the tiny girl hamster and stuck her in Hamtaro's cage.
Hamtaro shook excitedly. "Oh boy," he thought. "Looks like a new friend!"
"Golly," Laura said. "She needs a name, doesn't she?"
Laura thought hard for a moment (which, everyone knows, is hard for her to do), her finger tapping against her head, as if to get her brain to work.
"I know," she said, her face gleaming. "I'll name her Koala, because she looks like those oh-so-adorable koala bears! Teehee!"
Laura spun around in circles, full of excited hyperness. Then, she turned on a Barry White CD (God knows why she has one..) and left the room.
"Be nice to Koala, Hamtaro," she said over her shoulder and shut the door.
Hamtaro turned to examine this new playmate. She seemed very quiet. Perhaps he could introduce himself.
"Hi, I'm Hamtaro," he exclaimed, in his happiest voice.
"Hello," Koala replied, her voice sounding not at all like a tiny hamster.
Hamtaro stood there for a moment, the sounds of Barry White filling his ears. What was this feeling he had? Why was this music making him feel so...floaty? He sniffed Koala, who sniffed him back.
(I don't like to get into details about such things, so let's just leave these hamsters and their Barry White music alone for a while.)
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Well, do you like it? Hate it? Are you confused? Or just afraid? Please review!! Thanks! (Next chapter coming soon!)
Note : The following is a work of fiction based on ACTUAL happenings concerning REAL hamsters that my friend, Miss Mander, owned. Some details have been altered to enhance the story. The real names of these hamsters have been concealed and changed in order to protect their sad, warp-minded identities. Enjoy! ^.^
Another Note : The happiness of several characters will often be overexaggerated and could at some times seem sarcastic!
~*~*~
"Hamtaro: Cannibalistic Era"
Chapter 1: Hamtaro's New "Friend"
One happy, sun-shiny day, 5th grade student Laura was skipping oh-so-happily on the sidewalk, making her way home. And just why was she feeling so much more floatier than any other special day? (As if any day could be better than this one!) The cause of this was inside a small cage she carried along with her, which contained a small, grayish colored hamster. Finally! She had a new friend for Hamtaro!
When she arrived home, Laura swung open the door and made her way joyously to her room.
"Hi, Hamtaro," she exclaimed, her brightness shining through her words. "Boy, do I have a surprise for you!"
"Gee whiz, Laura," Hamtaro replied, even though everyone knows hamsters can't be heard by humans! "Whatever could it be?"
"Teehee," giggled Laura. "It's a new friend for you!"
Laura opened up Hamtaro's cage and then the one that she had brought home with her. She then took out the tiny girl hamster and stuck her in Hamtaro's cage.
Hamtaro shook excitedly. "Oh boy," he thought. "Looks like a new friend!"
"Golly," Laura said. "She needs a name, doesn't she?"
Laura thought hard for a moment (which, everyone knows, is hard for her to do), her finger tapping against her head, as if to get her brain to work.
"I know," she said, her face gleaming. "I'll name her Koala, because she looks like those oh-so-adorable koala bears! Teehee!"
Laura spun around in circles, full of excited hyperness. Then, she turned on a Barry White CD (God knows why she has one..) and left the room.
"Be nice to Koala, Hamtaro," she said over her shoulder and shut the door.
Hamtaro turned to examine this new playmate. She seemed very quiet. Perhaps he could introduce himself.
"Hi, I'm Hamtaro," he exclaimed, in his happiest voice.
"Hello," Koala replied, her voice sounding not at all like a tiny hamster.
Hamtaro stood there for a moment, the sounds of Barry White filling his ears. What was this feeling he had? Why was this music making him feel so...floaty? He sniffed Koala, who sniffed him back.
(I don't like to get into details about such things, so let's just leave these hamsters and their Barry White music alone for a while.)
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Well, do you like it? Hate it? Are you confused? Or just afraid? Please review!! Thanks! (Next chapter coming soon!)