There's a scar on his forehead,
An explosion in his past,
Can tell who it is yet,
You better be fast.

Lord Voldemort,
Has returned again,
Thanks to Harry,
And his friends.

Four years on,
No longer shy,
Everyone thinks,
He's the greatest guy.

A friend whose a giant,
A friend who is not,
Harry thinks Cho,
Is really quite hot.

Fred and George,
Are causing trouble,
Look at them,
And you'll see double.

In the wizarding world,
Harry's a hit,
Lord Voldemort is,
An awful git.

Draco Malfoy,
Snarling, cruel,
He's the only ferret,
In the school.

Crabbe and Goyle,
Are so thick,
Professor Snape,
Makes us all feel sick!

Professor Dumbledore,
Is Harry's secret friend,
The memory of James and Lily,
Will never ever end.

Sirius, Lupin,
Yay! He's back,
This little poem's,
A piece of crap.

Peter Pettigrew,
Is so cruel,
His master wants to,
Rule the school.

We all know Hermione's,
Gonna be top,
But are their adventures,
Ever gonna stop?

I own no characters,
I tell no lies,
J.K. Rowling,
Will get a surprise.

If she reads this poem,
She's gonna get mad,
We're Harry Potter freaks,
We've been told we're sad.

Harry Potter,
You're really cool,
You and your friends,
Rule the school.

I wish I was a wizard,
A wizard I wish I was,
I want to be a wizard,
The reason is because.

Then I can meet Harry,
And all his magic friends,
Okay I'm going nuts now,
This poem's going to end.