The Irony of the Pokémon Universe

AN: I always thought that the Pokémon games, show, etc. were a little messed up, and these One-shots prove it all. Actually, I don't know if they are One-shots or not, because it follows the same trainer, and has a chronological order, but what ever, lets just call them One-shots.

Chapter One- "Let's Battle!"

Silver was in a hurry. Out of her six Pokémon, only one was capable of still standing. On account of the rough Gym battle she was in. She was sure her Charmander was about to faint soon. She had to get to the Pokémon Center as soon as possible. As she was rounding the corner, she saw a fellow trainer standing in the middle of the path.

"Hey! Do you have any extra potions? My Charmander is about to faint!" she shouted as she came up to the trainer.

"Hey let's battle and see which one of us is the better trainer!" he said, throwing a pokeball into the air and ignoring what Silver had just said. There was a flash of white light as a Pidgey popped out. It shouted its battle cry and flapped its wings, issuing a defensive stance.

"My Charmander is about to," Silver started, but the trainer cut her off.

"Come on already! Call out you Pokémon! It is the law you know," He said hands on his hips "Unless you want me to call the cops,"

"Fine, anything to shut you up!" Silver shouted, tossing her Charmander's pokeball into the air. There was another flash of white light as an orange lizard with a flaming tail appeared on the ground, panting heavily.

"I'm sorry Charmander," Silver said, as the rival trainer shouted,

"Pidgey use Tackle!" Then next thing she knew, everything went black as both her and her Charmander slumped to the ground unconscious.

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AN-Do you see what I mean? This just came to me the other night as I was trying to fall asleep, and I already have a few chapters in mind. I hope you enjoyed this, and come back for more!