Ok so I added more at the end... once again, boredom got the best of me.
I hope you like it!
Disclaimer: I own nothing. Especially not the brilliancy of Harry Potter
Voldemort: (alone in random place) MWAHHAHA! I'm the greatest wizard of ALL!
Hermione: -falls from sky- Actually no, according to The Greatest Wizards of All Time, Dumbledore is the greatest.
Dumbledore: pop -appears- Did someone call me? This better be important… I was enjoying my bubble bath
Harry: -seemingly appears out of a flower- AHHH Voldemort! You must DIE! Avada Kedavra!
Voldemort: (unphased by Harry's attempt to kill him) Harry Potter! I love you!
Harry: Uhh… I just tried to kill you. Why didn't avada kedavra work!
Voldemort: Because I love you Harry Potter! And love conquers magic! You should know of all people…
Harry: Oh… right. Weird.
Dumbledore: (putting a lemon drop into his mouth) Well, glad that's settled. Can I go back to my bubble bath? Or do we have more things to discuss?
Harry: I don't even know why you're here in the first place. So ya, be gone!
Dumbledore: Thank goodness. Good day to you all! –turns into snail and inches away-
Ginny: -appears, cause she can- Harry! Did I just hear Voldemort say he loved you?
Hermione: (sitting on a rock reading a book) Yes Ginny, apparently we were wrong about this "Dark Lord" all along…
Ginny: But… but… I love Harry!
Harry: I love you too Ginny!
-they engage in snog session-
Voldemort: Kids these days… -turns into Nagini and slithers away-
Hermione: If only Ron were here…
Ron: -flys in with a cape trailing behind him- No need to fear! Weasley the KING is here!
Hermione: Ron… what in the bloody hell are you wearing?
Ron: Don't you love it? It's all for you baby, I know you love Superman Returns. I'm just giving you a little real-life taste.
Hermione: Who told you?
Ron: Well, you know… Ginny IS my sister.
Hermione: Oh Ron!
-they engage in snog session-
Ginny: -surfacing- Did someone say my name?
Harry: -glancing at Ron and Hermione- Wow, wasn't expecting THAT one!
Ginny: Who was?
Harry: Definitely not Lavender…
Lavender: -apparates at sound of her name- WON-WON!
Ron: -surfaces and looks at Lavender- Uh oh…
Hermione: Run, Ron, RUN!
Lavender: -starts jinxing Ron into a million pieces- What in the WORLD were you doing with HER! –runs after him-
Harry: -mutters to himself as he looks back at Ginny- Tried to warn you mate…
Ginny: Nothing could've warned him of that…
Harry: Too true.