Tenten has gone beserk! This is a parody of Weird Al Yankovic's song called 'The Night Santa Went Crazy'. So, credit to Weird Al for the inspiration.

DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN NARUTO OR WEIRD AL'S SONG!

The Night Tenten Went Crazy

Down in leaf village everyone was buying toys
For the good ninja girls, and the good ninja boys
When a girl busted in, nearly scared 'em all to death
Had a shotgun in her hands, and cold air on her breath
From her neck to her boots she was covered with ammo
Like a short ninja female version of Rambo
And she smiled as she said with a crazed look in her eye,
"I've had enough of this crap - NOW GET READY TO DIE!"

The Night Tenten Went Crazy
The night that bitch went insane
Realized she'd been gettin' screwed over
something finally must have snapped in her brain

The academy is gone now; she decided to bomb it
everywhere you'll find nothin' but gore, blood and vomit.
And she tied up all the jounin, and she held 'em all hostage
and she ground up Naruto into orange sausage

She got Neji and Sasuke with two MP40s
and she chainsawed Sakura just like Jason Voorhees.
Then she picked up a flamethrower and she toasted Kabuto
and she took a big bite and said, "Tastes just like ramen noodles"

The night Tenten went crazy
the night Miss Ninja went nuts.
Now ya can hardly walk around Konoha
without steppin' in Ino's guts

There's the ANBU and the FBI
There's a van from the Eyewitness News
and helicopters circlin' 'round in the sky.
And the kunais are flyin', the bodies are pilin'
and everyone's dyin', oh my! Oh Tenten, why?

My, my, my, my, my, my
you used to be one of the good guys

Yes Konoha, Now Tenten's doin' time
In a maximum prison for her infamous crimes
Hey, Konohamaru, don't you cry no more tears
She'll be out with good behavior in about 20 more years

But now Shino's in therapy and Rock Lee's still nervous
and the jounin got jobs working for the postal service.
And they say that Tsunade's on the phone every night
with her lawyer negotiating the movie rights

They're talkin' bout - the night Tenten went crazy
the night that crazy girl flipped.
Tired of being pushed in the background
Sounds to me like she was sick of gettin' gypped
Whoa, the night Tenten went crazy
The night that bitch went insane
Realized she'd been gettin' screwed over
Something finally must have snapped in her brain
Whoa, something finally must have snaaaaapped... in her brain