VERY IMPORTANT NOTICE ON MY PROFILE, I HAVE MOVED FANFICTION ACCOUT TO NEW NAME, AND YES, THERE ARE UPDATES FINALLY. ALL STORIES I STILL "FEEL" OR WILL CONTINUE ARE BEING POSTED UNDER THE NAME ipocrita.
Sorry for the bold capitals that make your eyes bleed. :D
Collected Dialogues - Humor
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"What the hell? I don't believe this! Katara!"
"Shh! You'll wake him up!"
"I swear, I leave for ten minutes—"
"Yeah, why is he here dressed like that?"
"—and you go and bring that, that… him! You bring him here!"
"Ugh. What the – where am I?"
"Oh… ah…"
"Peasant?"
"It's not what it looks like."
"I don't even want to think about what this looks like."
"Agni save us all, is that whipped cream on my nipples?"