Dr who babysits-five year olds
"I don't know if i can do this?" said the Doctor with a worried look on his face "i've never babysitted before". Martha put a reassurring hand on his shoulder.
"Don't worry about it,my cousins are ok,well mostly" she said sheepishly. The Doctor was going to babysit for Martha's five year old twin cousins as she and the rest of the family where invited to a party and the Doctor was the only option left.
About 3:00pm,the twins arrived. They were a boy and a girl,both with brown hair and looked extremely spoilt. The little boy Kieran wore glasses and had a look of Mischief on his face and wasn't at all impressed with his Babysiter.
"You're a stranger,i don't like strangers" and he kicked the Doctor on the ankle. His twin sister Kayleigh Giggled. Kayleigh looked very similiar to Kieran except she didn't wear glasses and she was a pure evil. She also took a disliking to the Doctor and also kicked him on the ankle.
"Don't worry,you're kids will be fine with me" he grimaced rubbing his ankle. The twin's parents nodded and left leaving the Doctor at the mercy of two very naughty five year olds.
"So what do you want to do?" he asked smiling at them.Kieran and Kayleigh both looked at each other with a mischieveness look on their face.
"I wanna play tie up the babysitter" Demanded Kayleigh.
"Me too" demanded Kieran also.
"So how do you play that then?" The Doctor asked nervoulsy.
"We tie up the babysitter and then we get to create havoc" and the pair of them walked towards the Doctor,sellotape at the ready.
The Doctor watched as both Kieran and Kayleigh create havoc around the house. He wanted to stop them and calm them down but they had sellotaped him to the computer chair and Kayleigh had applied makeup on his face and she also put a beaded necklace around him. Luckily he had managed to get his sonic screwdriver out of his pocket but Kieran had snatched it away from him.
"Look sis,i've found a torch for our den" he said excitedly.Kayleigh giggled with glee and the two ran out of the room with the Sonic screwdriver.
"That not's for playing with,it's not a toy" yelled the Doctor but the naughty twins ignored him. Luckily the chair had wheels so he managed to push himself out of the room in search of the twins. When he finally located them,they were mucking around with the Sonic screwdriver.
"Hello" he said making the twins scream.
"You're not supposed to leave the spot,that's the rules" spat Kayleigh. The Doctor nodded simply.
"Sorry. I was wondering if i can have that pretty torch back. It's my favourite toy and i want it back" he said in a friendly voice. The twins looked at each other and giggled.
"Finders keepers.Losers weepers" replied Kieran with a grin pocketing the Sonic screwdriver in his jeans pocket.
"Now get back to your spot and we'll untie you later" ordered Kayleigh. The Doctor felt pretty pissed off with the naighty twins but he did as he was told.After a while the Twins decided to tease him further.Kayleigh put a flowery pink headband in his hair and put some fake earrings pn his ears.
"You look pretty" giggled Kayleigh picking up a small mirror and showing the Doctor her handywork. He looked in the mirror and couldn't believe how silly he looked.
"I look daft" he suggested as both Kieran and Kayleigh rolled around on the floor in a fit of giggles.He noticed the Sonic screwdriver on the floor. As the twins were still giggling on the floor,the Doctor toppled onto the floor (as he was still tied up) and picked up the sonic screwdriver with his teeth.
As long as the Twins were busying laughing,he used the sonic screwdriver to untie himself.
"Hey you cheated" cried Kayleigh after they had stopped giggling and noticed that the Doctor was standing up with a look of triumph on his face.
"No,i won. Now i want you to clean up the mess and sit on the sofa until your parents get back" he ordered.
"No,you can't tell us what to do" whined Kieran kicking him on the ankle again.
"Yes i can,i'm bigger than you two and i am the babysitter,not yous. Now clean up, cmon chop chop" he said clapping his hands. The twins did as theyw ere told and they had to sit on the sofa while the Doctor bored them to death.
"And that was how Mr chumness saved the world from the evil giant pepperpots" he said as the twins yawned with boredom.
"Giant pepperpots,booooooorring. What did they do anyway,pepper everyone to death?" Asked Kayleigh with a grumpy look on her face.
"No,they didn't pepper everyone to death,they erm they. Never mind."he said.
"But why Giant pepperpots,why not man eating slugs from mars? suggested Kieran.
"Because it's my story and if i wnat to have evil giant pepperpots then that's what i'll have. Ha." The twins were unimpressed with his idea about a schoolteacher called Mr. Chumness saving the world from Giant pepperpots.
Two hours later the Doctor had bored them so much that they fell asleep.
"You are a genius" he whispered to himself as he snuck into the kitchen to help himelsf to a tuna sandwich.An hour later, The twin's parents came back.
"Wow you're good" whispered Martha as the couple picked up their sleeping children and headed to the front door.
"I know,i told them on of my best stories" he said feeling impressed with himself. After the twins had gone home,he and martha went inside the Tardis for more adventures.
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This is the first funny Dr who story. The next chapter will be another funny Dr who story. If you like it leave a review but if you don't then don't. No flames if there is going to be any reviews.Chapter two will be up ASAP.