A/N: Another South Park oneshot. I'll write some SP chapterfic eventually, I promise!

I don't own South Park. Never have, never will.

Innocent Eyes

"S-Stan..." Kyle gasped, his eyes squeezing shut with delight. "Oh God... p-please..."

Stan obeyed the request, undoing the button on Kyle's pants and slowly sliding them down his best friend's slim legs. The Jew was already shirtless, his freckled chest heaving, letting breathy moans escape every time Stan touched the growing bulge in his pants.

"N-no... keep going..." Kyle ordered, glaring down at his best friend, who gave him a questioning look. He crawled over top of the redhead, straddling his hips, letting his lower half descend slowly to rest on top of Kyle's lower abdomen. The other threw his head back, letting out a sudden gasp as he felt their excitements touch, separated only by the fabric of their underwear.

Licking his lips, Stan leaned down, his lips only centimeters from the other-

"FOR FUCK'S SAKE SPARKY, GET THE HELL OFF OF ME!" Stan screamed, jolting awake the moment he felt his dog's long, wet tongue slide over his cheek. Sparky whimpered and leapt off his owner's bed, looking up at the boy with innocent eyes.

Stan groaned and rolled over, noting that the back of his neck was covered in sweat. He squeezed his legs together, trying to ignore the sensation between them that the dream had brought...

The dream.

"I've got to stop eating so much sugar before bed," he murmured, before falling back into a deep sleep.