A/N- I got the inspiration for this while sat at home in the holidays
eating Easter eggs and watching Dr Quinn ( and, might I add, drooling over
Chad Allen). I hope you like it.....
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Prolouge- All is well in Dr Quinn's sleepy backwater town......until......
One day, Hank is tragically mauled to death by a rampant squirrel while he's out hunting, and Horace has to take over the running of the saloon. He soon turns it into a gay club called 'Horace's House of Hard-On's'. Things aren't well at the Quinn residence either. Sully and the Doc have finally tied the knot, but Sully moves in with the family and starts smoking a pipe, wearing a suit, and putting his foot down (somtimes literally.....on Brian's head). Mathew rebels and becomes a stripper at Horace's gay club. Coleen moves in with Jake the barber, and Brian joins the circus and leaves town.....maybe forvever.......
Scene opens in Doctor Quinn's surgery. The Doc is stood folding bandages, and Sully is sat by the fire, wearing his suit and smoking a pipe (husky at his feet)
Sully (in cheesy fake English accent)- ''Now look here darling. Your my wife now, and it's not right that you should go galavanting around being a doctor. I think it's about time you stayed at home and started cooking and cleaning like a REAL wife.''
Doctor.Q (fuming)- ''I think your the problem here Sully. Why have you started wearing a suit and smoking that pipe?! Why did you change your name?''
Sully- ''I am no longer 'Dances with Termites' I am Master Sully.''
Mathew enters the room carrying a bag
Mathew- ''Right. I'm leaving, I'm not staying here with......HIM!''
Doctor- ''Please reconsider Mathew. Stay here, and talk about it? Don't go to the saloon and become.......a stripper!''
(she starts to cry)
Sully- ''Let the boy do what he wants. He needs some independance.''
Mathew- ''I am a sex god. Men will pay to lear at my body. Why not let them? So long.''
(He leaves)
Doctor- ''You've broken up our home.''
Sully- ''The home was already broken when I moved in. Now where's that little bugger Brian? It's time for his morning beating.''
Doctor- ''He ran off with the circus remember?''
Sully- ''Oh yes, so he did! What's he going to be.......the freakshow? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.''
(Fade out)
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It's not very long because I didn't have much time, but what you think?
Please R & R!!!
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Prolouge- All is well in Dr Quinn's sleepy backwater town......until......
One day, Hank is tragically mauled to death by a rampant squirrel while he's out hunting, and Horace has to take over the running of the saloon. He soon turns it into a gay club called 'Horace's House of Hard-On's'. Things aren't well at the Quinn residence either. Sully and the Doc have finally tied the knot, but Sully moves in with the family and starts smoking a pipe, wearing a suit, and putting his foot down (somtimes literally.....on Brian's head). Mathew rebels and becomes a stripper at Horace's gay club. Coleen moves in with Jake the barber, and Brian joins the circus and leaves town.....maybe forvever.......
Scene opens in Doctor Quinn's surgery. The Doc is stood folding bandages, and Sully is sat by the fire, wearing his suit and smoking a pipe (husky at his feet)
Sully (in cheesy fake English accent)- ''Now look here darling. Your my wife now, and it's not right that you should go galavanting around being a doctor. I think it's about time you stayed at home and started cooking and cleaning like a REAL wife.''
Doctor.Q (fuming)- ''I think your the problem here Sully. Why have you started wearing a suit and smoking that pipe?! Why did you change your name?''
Sully- ''I am no longer 'Dances with Termites' I am Master Sully.''
Mathew enters the room carrying a bag
Mathew- ''Right. I'm leaving, I'm not staying here with......HIM!''
Doctor- ''Please reconsider Mathew. Stay here, and talk about it? Don't go to the saloon and become.......a stripper!''
(she starts to cry)
Sully- ''Let the boy do what he wants. He needs some independance.''
Mathew- ''I am a sex god. Men will pay to lear at my body. Why not let them? So long.''
(He leaves)
Doctor- ''You've broken up our home.''
Sully- ''The home was already broken when I moved in. Now where's that little bugger Brian? It's time for his morning beating.''
Doctor- ''He ran off with the circus remember?''
Sully- ''Oh yes, so he did! What's he going to be.......the freakshow? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.''
(Fade out)
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It's not very long because I didn't have much time, but what you think?
Please R & R!!!