Discliamer: I don't own Zodiac PI or Know Your Stars or any other random anime character I put in here so I'll get over it by making up a few charaters!
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Mewy: One made-up character so far is Rina!
I'll come up with the other ones later! Oh! and if anyone has any ideas to make fun of them, please send them in your reveiws!
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THE vioce
"..." victim
(...) autor's note
movies
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Lili was sitting in a chair surrounder by darkness, when a spotlight flash down on her.
Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars...
"Huh? Who said that!" Lili looks around to try and see who was speaking
Lili Hoshizawa...her last name means pig's butt...
"WHAT! No it doesn't!"
Yeah right Ms. Pig's butt...
"OHHHH! WAIT TIL I GET MY HANDS ON YOU!"
Lili Hoshizawa...loves eating chitlens...
"Ewwww! No I don't, they're gross!"(chitlen's are pig intestens)
Yes you do, I have proof...
"Nu-un!"
Uh-huh!
"Nu-un!"
Uh-huh
"Prove it!"
Okay I will...a blonde hair girl with her back turned was pigging out on chitlens
"That's not me!"
Sssuuuuuurrrrrrrreeeeee...
Lili Hoshizawa...she wants to kill Sailor Moon for being a blonde...
"What? Who is that and why would I want to kill them for being a blonde? In case you haven't noticed, I'm a blonde!"
Sailor Moon walks on stage "I am Sailor Moon, and just 'cause you don't like blondes doesn't mean you have to kill anyone or else you'll have to face the soilders of justice!" Sailor Moon runs off stage.
"O...kkkkkk..."
Anyway...that's not your natural hair color...
"Yes it is!"
Lili Hoshizawa...she is actually a brunnette...
"No, I'm a blonde!" She was getting really annoyed
You have no proof that you didn't die it or bleach it...
"Yes I do! I have a picture of me when I was a baby!" Lili takes out a picture.
"See!"
...Lili Hoshizawa...she is in love with Sasuke Uchiha...
"Who in the world is Sasuke?" Sasuke's fan girls barg in
"YOU LOVE SASUKE!" they all had angry eyes
"No-no-no-no-no-no! I don't! I don't even know him!" Lili said in defense
"Oh, sorry to have bothered you.." all the fan girls walk out the door
Lili Hoshizawa...is not a human, but an alien...
"I am most certainly not an alien!"
Then why do you communicate with the stars in another language?...
"Ok one, they are astreal spirits and two that language is japanese! Duh!"
Jeegoobanigjungigancan...
"What the!"
I'm speaking alien, tell me what I just said...
"That wasn't alien, that was jibberish!"
Hah, and you'd know because you're an alien...
"Okay, that's the last staw!" Lili gets up and storms out the exit
Wait, don't go!...
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Next up is Hiromi, then Rina
Mewy: Please reveiw and thank you for reading.